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Discussion in 'JOKES' started by Sookie, Feb 24, 2015.

  1. Sookie

    Sookie Mother of Cats

    I went to the supermarket today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes.
    When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.
    So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

    So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly.
    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

    This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the winshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
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  2. PMM

    PMM No Deposit Forum Moderator Staff Member

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  3. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Administrator Staff Member

    Bahahahahahaha :laughhard:
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  4. LuckyBonkers

    LuckyBonkers WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    That was extremely funny. Got anymore? I got one that i saw online the other day

    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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  5. Sookie

    Sookie Mother of Cats

  6. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Administrator Staff Member

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  7. slotgal47

    slotgal47 WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    Okay, that is too too funny!
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