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Paying the Bills

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by omeg, Apr 11, 2011.

  1. omeg

    omeg NEW MEMBER

    Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives! Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, Esther, did we pay our $5,000 PBS pledge check yet? No, sweetheart, she responds.Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet? Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check, she says. One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and MasterCard this month? he asks. Oy, forgive me, Abie, begged Esther. I didn't send that one, either. Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Esther pulls away and asks him, What was that for? Abe answers, They'll find us!
  2. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Administrator Staff Member

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  3. IEatGoanna


    very good.. [​IMG]
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  4. Aragorn

    Aragorn Banned

    LOL. That is close to real life, actually.
  5. Arnold31

    Arnold31 Banned

    Abe answers, We are going to stay here forever! )))
  6. Avitonn

    Avitonn Banned

    oh yes, they will. And they will do it very soon!
  7. lisa271

    lisa271 NEW MEMBER

    :surprise:thats a good one,isnt that the truth  lol

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