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Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew:

daremeto

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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.5. Get rid of your cat.6. Sunday = Sports.7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.8. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.9. You have too many shoes.10. Crying is blackmail.11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.13. Peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point bank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.14. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.17. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 18. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - Not both.23. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.24. You have enough clothes.25. Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it.26. Nothing says, I love you like sex.
 
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Mben

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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. This one reminds me of a Married With Children episode where Peg asks Al if her clothes made her look fat and he said No Peg, the clothes don't make you look fat ... it's the fat that makes you look fat! :lol:
 

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