Staying Fresh

[ishin]

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm, suggesting he wants sex.The wife turns over and says, I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh. The husband, rejected, turns over.A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again...and asks, Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?  

 

[Mistye81]

LMAO! Great joke!

 

[Mben]

That was a good one ishin! "
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Thank goodness he didn't ask her if she a had an appointment with a proctologist! ROFL!!

 

[Sookie]

pretty funny -i have to remember that one