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the new zodiacs & now new religions too!

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by unsoughtpoet, Jan 16, 2011.

  1. unsoughtpoet

    unsoughtpoet WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    This Zodiac thing has really been crazy! But now guess what else has changed?? `````` Now they have gone and changed the religions too !! ```````````````````````````````(J/K so lol @ this!)`````````````````````````````````` HERE'S A LIST OF THE NEWLY ASSIGNED RELIGIONS ````````Catholic is now Buddhism. Buddhism is now Islam. Islam is now Hinduism, Hinduism is now Jehovah Witness, Jehovah Witness is now Christian, Christian is now Mormon. Mormon is now Judaism, Judaism is now Catholic, Rastafarian-ism has been reduced and can only worship 1 day a year (4/20)Scientology has been eliminated due to the moons gravitational pull caused them to wobble to much,....lol But they have added a New Religion to compensate ......It is one that has been here all along but was just forgotten about and never given true recognition ... it is Primal-Indigenous-ic. They speak with 'clicks', 'clucks' and 'popping' sounds that experts haven't been able to translate so they are just going to make some stuff up to associate to this new religion and have already renamed this specific religious group, now to be called Ophiuchus-ism . ROTF & LMAO 4x already!But seriously people,... the newly assigned zodiac's are really just as absurd! Come On! The whole thing doesn't even make sense!From an Astronomers perspective, maybe it could, But Astrologically speaking.... NO WAY! Here is a video clip link to what an Astrologer had to say about this whole changed zodiacs issue while on Fox news yesterday: http://www.comcast.net/video/so-whats-your-sign-now/1743266256
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