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Theory of M&M Evolution

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by unsoughtpoet, Feb 13, 2011.

  1. unsoughtpoet

    unsoughtpoet WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    [​IMG] I only wish I read this a week ago,.. My son's science fair project was due Friday & this would have been a much funner and simpler project with a flavor bonus as well, compaired to our experiment on Non-Newtonian Fluid ! Theory of M&M Evolution (writer: unknown )Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger,I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the loser, and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M,the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.
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  2. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Administrator Staff Member


    That was great poet! [​IMG]
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  3. omeg

    omeg NEW MEMBER

    I suddenly have a urge to go out and buy M&M's and try this. [​IMG]Quite an interesting and very fun read it was. Thanks Poet.Sorry it took me so long to get to be able to read it all the way thru.                                                                                            Pam
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