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Toilet Pain

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by belgamo, Apr 24, 2008.

  1. belgamo

    belgamo No Deposit Forum Founder

    Toilet Pain      A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes  later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few    minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.     The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is  screaming. What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring    the customers!     I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,  something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles.       With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says... You idiot!     You're sitting on the mop bucket!
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  2. belgamo2

    belgamo2 Banned

    I would say that qualifies him not only as a drunk but as handicapped too....cuz da dude is missing his frickin brain!LOL"

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