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TTeramanujuan replied to the thread Funny / Stupid Joke of the Day!.Onions did.
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TMy wife didn't get it either.... :no:
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TI was chopping up onions and my kids started to cry. Onions is a stupid name for a dog anyway.
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TI have a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
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TA Greek and an Italian were chatting one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek Said, "We have Olympus" The Italian Said...
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TCue up Rodney Dangerfield... "I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I couldn't figure out what they were laced with, and ended up...
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TA guy was meeting a friend at a restaurant, and as he walked in he noticed two pretty gals looking at him. He heard one gal say to the...
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TA very old man shuffled into an ice cream parlor and made an attempt to get up onto a stool. After watching him try several times, a...
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TI was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I...
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TA bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them...
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TA man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times...
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TTwo guys are in a health club, one is putting on a bra. "Since when do you wear a bra?" "Since my wife found it in the glove...
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TA married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine...
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TIt was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Center. After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the...
