Claire's daily horoscopes for Saturday 12th November ARIES (March 21st-April 20th) Certain people that you meet may accuse you of being a little crazy. I call it imaginative and inventive. Just dont tell blatant lies to those around you today, or youll undo recent good efforts you have made. TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st) Dont get involved in arguments you know can only hinder, and not help, your career. Its time for you to make your mind up about which direction you really want your career to go in. GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st) It seems a close one is saying one thing, doing another. Make sure all confrontations are calm ones on your part, its sure to give you the upper hand later. Wear turquoise for luck in love. CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd) You have so many talents and assets and yet you only seem to be able to notice your weak points. Remember what you wanted to do and not just what others have told you to do. LEO (July 24th-August 23rd) Dont turn down an offer of a night out this week. It should turn out to be just what the doctor ordered after the month you have had. Romance comes from letting down those defences. VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd) The stars line up to offer you fun, mystery and seduction. Whatever will you decide to do? Just make sure you go for the one you will still be smiling over this time next month. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd) Someone has romance on their mind if youre willing. You still need time after last month to work out what and who really makes you happy. Dont be rushed, time is on your side, use it. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd) This is indeed set to be a month of revelations for you, my friend. Someone you thought did not care proves the exact opposite. How you handle this information can change the course of your future. SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st) Dont make life difficult for the new face whos entered a close ones life. After all, why would they bring them into your life if they didnt value them? Give them the fair trial they deserve. CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th) It would appear a certain friend is affecting the way you act and it is time to take a stand. The best advice comes your way via a Leo, who knows more than youd thought. AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th) Dont think that you have to commit to plans. You know you like to be able to feel comfortable and the majority of you would rather stay in and reflect than go out at this time. PISCES (February 20th-March 20th) You must try not to judge the new faces that you meet this week in too harsh a manner. It would seem that they mean far more to your close ones than you could possibly imagine. Saturday, November 12, 2011 Could you like to ride on your own ass? Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand <a> Aries </a>(March 21 - April 19) This is an excellent day to dare. Dare to eat a peach. Dare to wear your trousers rolled, and walk along the beach. Dare to be different. That sort of thing. <a> Taurus </a>(April 20 - May 20) You'll find more, and very interesting , uses for cocktail umbrellas today. <a> Gemini </a>(May 21 - June 20) Good day to take up crime fighting, as a hobby. First, make yourself a really awesome leotard and cape, and maybe some sort of unusual headgear. That's how most of them get started. <a> Cancer </a>(June 21 - July 22) Excellent day to make strange mouth noises, particularly in a crowded elevator. <a> Leo </a>(July 23 - August 22) Unaccountably, everything you eat will remind you of wild hickory nuts. This is the first sign of Gibbon's Syndrome, and you should seek immediate medical attention. You don't want to end up getting arrested for eating your neighbor's shrubbery... <a> Virgo </a>(August 23 - September 22) Excellent time to show the world that plaid and stripes do too mix. (Tip #12 of Arnold Pinknobble's How To Get Noticed. ) <a> Libra </a>(September 23 - October 22) Good time to learn to play the harmonica. If you get one of those coat hanger thingies to hang around your neck, you can even play it while you're typing! <a> Scorpio </a>(October 23 - November 21) As a joke, you will hold up a certain air freshener in a bank, today, and announce this is a Stick Up! . Later, you'll have time to reflect upon the regrettable fact that law enforcement officials are sadly lacking in a sense of humor. <a> Sagittarius </a>(November 22 - December 21) A new love affair will have you all misty-eyed. Either that, or it's the onset of glaucoma, in which case you should seek immediate medical attention. <a> Capricorn </a>(December 22 - January 20) Beware! The Celestial Jade Emperor may banish you to the Big Grumpy Place if you don't start paying more attention to the four Winds. Obviously, this is a metaphor, somehow involving Cleveland. <a> Aquarius </a>(January 21 - February 18) You will be forced to re-evaluate your boss' IQ, when you discover that he is looking forward to the release of Titanic II . <a> Pisces </a>(February 19 - March 20) This is a good time to get out there and make a difference! I'm often tempted to do that, but I just can't figure out where there is -- every time I get there, it's here. Maybe if I run really fast? Oh well, if you figure it out, be sure to make a difference.