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Claire's daily horoscopes for Sunday 26th December   ARIES (March 21st-April 20th)You rams are really hard to work out at times but I know you well enough to say that you've fallen harder than you were willing to admit to others. Make that call you know you should. TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st)Your career is on your mind during this festive season. I think by talking to other people you have realised that you have been aiming too low when you can afford to ask for so much more. GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st)Fresh festive fun awaits you if you're willing to tell a white lie and go with the flow of a new face that seems to have fallen harder for you than you think. They're compatible too. CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)New year plans come from a new lease of life that you've been given from a change of lifestyle which although was forced upon you has made for a better future, as you're about to confirm. LEO (July 24th-August 23rd)Family are so important to you, which is why it was hard for you to see how much they changed yesterday. They've gone through a lot of changes, but your support can bring them through. VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd)Don't hold a grudge about the face that you didn't want to see but were forced to. You just need to know that you've done a really good and big thing for someone you care about. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd)Good times have been had but you have still been left with one big question about what a certain person really meant with their words and actions yesterday. Phone calls today answer this. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd)Don't let rumours, gossip and hearsay ruin what should be a happy festive time for you. It's time to start enjoying what should be a really fun time of the year. Romance awaits if you do.  SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st)Someone that you were hoping to see over the festive season has not been avoiding you on purpose. Please do not jump to conclusions but instead work on the rest of the week rather than overanalysing. CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th)You may not have got on with a certain person as you wanted but what you will have learned is that you're allowed to be different people. You both just need to live and let live. AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th)You must be exhausted after yesterday Aquarius. You've talked about the past, the present and the future and you're finally starting to see that your life is not lived through that of others. PISCES (February 20th-March 20th)Use your boxing day to reflect on all that's happened to you over the last months.  Personally I think you've come so far that you need to give yourself a pat on the back, don't you?
 
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Claire's daily horoscopes for Monday 27th December   ARIES (March 21st-April 20th)Things are far more serious than you may first think right now and tact can do much to keep your reputation a favourable one. Proposals or splits that occur right now are meant to be. TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st)Fire signs never were any good at keeping secrets but this is one time where it really will be worth the extra effort my friend. More lives than you think are likely to be at stake. GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st)You have been given mixed messages and the more people you talk to the more confused you seem. Its time to start living life again instead of sitting on the side and watching life go by. CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)Put confidence in your close ones at this time and great things can happen. You're finally learning how good it can be to work as part of a team. Letters contain offers that are worth considering. LEO (July 24th-August 23rd)Watch out for flirtatious ex's trying to smooch their way back into your love life. If they weren't right for you then they will not be right for you now, so don't drop those standards. VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd)There is much for you to get excited about right now with your work and you may find yourself travelling somewhere new and exciting thanks to a recent change that occurred in high places. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd)You've either been neglecting loved ones or someone has neglected you for their work. Try to be more accepting and understanding of others now. You may need the favour returned far sooner than you think. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd)The number five links to you obtaining an apology owed. Please don't back out of commitments you have made for today. You'll miss out on learning something vital to your future if you do. SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st)I know you may feel let down because of the way that a certain person has treated you. However by listening to their offer of explanation today you'll learn much that can make you smile. CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th)There was a time when you thought you could get what you wanted from the face in your life but that is no longer true, at least not since they have had this surge of confidence.  AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th)Flirtations turn serious and you find yourself having to lay your cards on the table. You may not have wanted to bear your soul so soon but a certain person needs to know where they stand. PISCES (February 20th-March 20th)The stars cast you in the role of counsellor and what you say, people will do. Don't abuse this power Pisces but handle it with maturity. Close ones futures could well depend on it.
 
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December 28th,  2010 Aries December 28, 2010 Better keep a box of tissues handy, because you're about to become unusually sentimental. Nostalgic, even. And maybe in the mood to reminisce. No, that's not at all like you, but that won't matter. Whatever you're feeling at the moment will emerge, regardless of whether you're comfortable about letting others see it. So if you've been trying to hide your feelings for a certain someone, you should probably just forget about it. Why disappoint yourself? Taurus December 28, 2010 If you're single, you're due for quite the bumpy ride, as Bette Davis once said. The last person on earth you'd ever have expected to reveal secret feelings to you will be the first one who'll do it. Of course, you've been trying to tell yourself that those feelings you were having were wrong, but at this point, you need to buckle down and admit that it's true. But if you think about it, how could you possibly blame them? Gemini December 28, 2010 If anyone can mingle, it's you. You can chat with anyone about anything, mostly because you know just enough about almost anything to carry on a convincing conversation. You'll be especially believable now, so if you're out with friends and you know that the person you've been introduced to thinks that you're a doctor, a scientist or an author because of the vocabulary you're flinging around, have some fun with it -- temporarily. Ever hear of 'Six Degrees of Separation?' Cancer December 28, 2010 You're ordinarily far more concerned with home and family matters than with anything that involves your 'outer life,' but right about now, you really will be thinking about only one thing: How to let the powers that be know that you're entirely capable of getting the job done. Fortunately, you've been working so hard lately that even without what you're doing at the moment, the higher-ups can't help but see your efforts. Give yourself a break, and soon. Leo December 28, 2010 Enough is enough. It's time to break your routine in a very big way. You're thinking that even if you have to look elsewhere, it might be worth it -- and 'elsewhere' might mean another city, state, coast or even country. If a long-distance move has been in the back of your mind for a while, then start doing more than just thinking about it. Make sure your passport is current -- then figure out what to do with your plants. Virgo December 28, 2010 Life is working out just fine at the moment, and you're ready to celebrate. Now, when things go along this well, it's usually because two particular categories are as close to perfect as possible, and those categories are love and money. If that's the case, how about letting us in on your secret? The rest of the planet would just love to know how to get both those departments working well at the same time Libra December 28, 2010 Throughout your life, pleasing the one you love has always been at the very top of your priority list, but you need to find some time for yourself now. There's a personal matter that you really need to tend to, and while it may end up being a balancing act -- not an easy one, either -- if anyone can manage it, it's you. Now how about sharing your secret with the rest of the world? Scorpio December 28, 2010 It's time to stand up for yourself, but this has never been something you've shied away from. Right about now, though, you'll be more determined than ever to ensure that no one takes advantage of you. Your mission is to keep your feelings private in the interim. Now, we all know just how deep your feelings go, but if you want to emerge victorious, remember: A little bit of sugar goes a long, long way. Sagittarius December 28, 2010 You've always been drawn to strong, fiery people -- the kind who make exciting company because you're never quite sure what they might say or do next. Just that type -- your type -- could be along shortly. But if you don't give yourself some time off from that care-taking job you've taken on, you'll never know. At least give yourself a couple of evenings off. Start with tonight, and deck yourself out in your very best Capricorn December 28, 2010 Seeing your family members in this type of mood is a rare occurrence. They're fiery, assertive and willing to say anything that crosses their minds -- except for the subject of exactly what they're up to. You can tell there's something going on, but no one will give you even the tiniest of clues. They're keeping quiet, and they're proud of it. Well, think about it. Might they be trying to keep a surprise from coming out? Leave it alone, just in case. Aquarius December 28, 2010 Subtlety has never been your strong suit -- but then, you've never wanted it on your list of best-learned qualities, so that's not a problem. You much prefer being known for the ability to cut to the chase and for having a very strong intuition when it comes to reading others' faces. So when what you're thinking emerges immediately from your mouth, you won't be all that upset about it. If you're not careful, however, your audience may need some consolation. But you'll be careful -- right? Pisces December 28, 2010 Every now and then, we all need to spend some time alone and think about what's really important to us. You'll want to take that time now, and you really shouldn't let anyone convince you otherwise. Cancel your appointments and sit down quietly in a place where you know you won't be disturbed. Take your time. When you're done, you'll want to share your thoughts with the ones you love. Call them. They'll be glad to hear from you. msnbc/horoscopes.com -- Edited by PMM2008 on Tuesday 28th of December 2010 08:53:36 AM
 
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</h2>Wednesday, December 29, 2010   Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. -- Lily Tomlin    <a> Aries </a>(March 21 - April 19) Good day to let yourself go. Just be back by 10, OK? <a> Taurus </a>(April 20 - May 20) Today you will be up the creek, but you will actually have a very large number of paddles with you, due to some excellent planning on your part. <a> Gemini </a>(May 21 - June 20) Today you will be seized with the urgent desire to buy a harmonica, which you will take everywhere with you, on one of those coat-hanger thingies around your neck. <a> Cancer </a>(June 21 - July 22) You will make people squirm, today. Surprisingly, some of them will show remarkable talent at squirming. <a> Leo </a>(July 23 - August 22) Good day to make Mexican food. Just don't drink the water. <a> Virgo </a>(August 23 - September 22) While poring over some old historical documents, you will discover that the Norman invasion was actually supposed to be the Bob invasion, but Norman stole the credit for it. Sadly, it will turn out to be too late to change it now. <a> Libra </a>(September 23 - October 22) What fun! You'll be called in to a special meeting at work soon, where someone will have a pink slip. Sounds like party attire to me! <a> Scorpio </a>(October 23 - November 21) This is a good time to start becoming a connosieur. You have to take that one thing at a time, though - e.g. nobody is going to become a wine connosier overnight. Start with something that's fun to say. Pumpernickel, for example. <a> Sagittarius </a>(November 22 - December 21) You will be sucked into a multi-level marketing organization today, and will lose all your friends, along with your self-respect. Later, though, you'll realize that your new friends are much better than those old friends, and that you feel like you're part of a big family. Or at least, that's what you'll say. <a> Capricorn </a>(December 22 - January 20) Excellent day for standing barefoot on the lawn and wiggling your toes. Under no circumstance should you stand barefoot on the lawn and wiggle your nose. It simply isn't done. <a> Aquarius </a>(January 21 - February 18) Squid day, again. Try to make the most of it. Perhaps you could go around with a bucket of squid, and give one to each of your neighbours? Chances are you don't know them as well as you should, and this will make sure nobody feels guilty about that in the future. <a> Pisces </a>(February 19 - March 20) You will get a notion to become a street food-vendor, and will make yourself a food serving cart for the Bulghur Baron . You will sell pint containers of hot bulghur wheat, cooked with sauteed onions, garlic, and other vegetables. To everyone's amazement, you'll succeed fabulously, eventually making millions off the franchise rights alone.  
 
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  December Daily Horoscopes (Thursday 30th) </h2> Claire's daily horoscopes for Thursday 30th December   ARIES (March 21st-April 20th)Don't let down close ones with whom you have arrangements tonight. Together you can create some very magical moments. Watch what Sagittarians say and do today, it is more relevant to your future than you may think.TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st)You have a lot of admirers but it isn't clear yet who you really want to spend your long-term future with. It may be if you were honest with yourself instead of trying to please others. GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st)There appear to be two important projects you have long been working on but you may have to give them more than you had planned today. Don't worry, it's sure to pay dividends if you do. CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)You thought that you'd lost a close one but surprises indeed await you later this week as they come to their senses and leave that new life they had started, to come back to the fold. LEO (July 24th-August 23rd)Make sure that you double check your shopping list as surprise visitors will make it imperative for you to be well prepared for the unpredictable. Geminis link to confessions you'll hear around this time. VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd)Uranus should have made for a really productive week for you. Your relationships with your close ones also seem to be improving as they learn to let a sign such as you do things your way. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd)A certain someone may like to keep living in the past but you don't. Don't allow them to corner you into saying things you don't mean just to make them feel better. Take control. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd)A more mischievous side to your nature is evolving and could see you doing things, which the rest of the zodiac would not dare. Just make sure you know how far is too far to go.SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st)News that friends will be announcing regarding their personal lives could push you to make changes, which you are not ready for. Sleep on all major decisions; they're likely to be longer term than you think.CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th)I know that there is an atmosphere between you and a family member. There comes a time though Capricorn when you have to give respect to age and I'm afraid now is just such a time. AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th)Your house of family is subject to many changes. Don't worry if you feel as if you've been ignored. You haven't. What they are doing is putting things into place for you to join them. PISCES (February 20th-March 20th)With the activity in your house of love, recent dramas are the least of your worries. Certain faces in your social circle are determined to get a reaction but they won't get one, will they?
 
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Claire's daily horoscopes for Friday 31st December   ARIES (March 21st-April 20th)This is one New Years Eve you won't forget. You realise that the glass is half full and not half empty. A new way to get on with a family member also puts you at ease. TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st)Try to go with the flow tonight and you'll find the best fun. You've had a tough time of late but this New Year marks a turning point for you, as you're about to discover. GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st)Your ruling planet Mercury is pushing you to ask for things you don't want. Use this New Years Eve to promise yourself that you'll start to ask yourself what makes you happy and not just others.CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)Your sign always loves this time of year and I'm sure that you'll be the sign who is leading the celebrations. Just be careful of a so-called friend who is really anything but.  LEO (July 24th-August 23rd)Don't be in too much of a hurry to give in to the emotional blackmail a certain person's placing upon you. You'd be better to stick to what you wanted to do this New Years Eve. VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd)Your perfectionist nature is making it hard for you to even think about accepting the last minute invites. Relax for the stars will make sure that you see the person you can't get off your mind. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd)You know far too much about far too many people and you need to make sure that you don't air other people's laundry in public tonight. Look out for the number three as it links to a compatible new love. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd)Watch your back in love tonight when you'll find yourself in a bit of a romantic competition.  How do you win? That's easy Scorpio, you just be yourself and stop worrying about the future. SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st)Avoid mixing business with pleasure tonight. There has to be at least one night of the year you can learn to relax. At the end of the day you have to make yourself a priority. CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th)The stars push you too ask for things that you don't want. Stop and think before you end up with a commitment you don't really want. A run in with an ex proves memorable. AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th)Although there is a lot you want to do with friends on this special night you'd be better to go for the one to one option. Why, because you've got a lot of reflecting to do. PISCES (February 20th-March 20th)Family want you to do something you're not sure about this New Years Eve. Give in to their pleas. It's sure to be a night to remember especially when you find out who's going to be there.
 
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Also for December 31st, 2010 <a> Aries </a>(March 21 - April 19) Potato awareness day, today. Potatoes have had a tremendous influence on society, since their introduction into Western culture. Just think, for instance, of their effect on Dan Quayle's career! <a> Taurus </a>(April 20 - May 20) Good day to act extremely childish. <a> Gemini </a>(May 21 - June 20) You will become embroiled in yet another argument about crustaceans today. You will easily trounce your opponent, who will leave in a huff. He's just being crabby, if you ask me. <a> Cancer </a>(June 21 - July 22) Try not to attract attention today. This might be a good time to learn the art of disguise. Forget about camoflage suits, though - I tried wearing mine to the mall, and people could still see me, even when I crouched and remained very still. <a> Leo </a>(July 23 - August 22) Today's a good day for original thinking and bursts of creativity. Also, not a good day to wear flammable clothing. <a> Virgo </a>(August 23 - September 22) Strange things continue to happen. Today you will put on a long-sleeved shirt, only to discover that the sleeves now extend past your fingertips. You didn't say anything inappropriate to an elderly British gentleman with strange green eyes, recently? Let's hope not. <a> Libra </a>(September 23 - October 22) You will read an oevre in a new genre. Actually, it will be an X-Men(tm) comic book, but you've never been one of those stuffy people who are unwilling to try new things. <a> Scorpio </a>(October 23 - November 21) You will discover that you can wiggle your ears today, and will actually become quite good at it. People will invite you to parties. <a> Sagittarius </a>(November 22 - December 21) You will spend the day attempting to rest, but whenever you fall asleep you'll return to the same nightmare of being transformed into a chihuahua, and will wake, screaming (in a very high-pitched, whiny, and annoying sort of way). <a> Capricorn </a>(December 22 - January 20) Time to throw down the gauntlet. Or, if you can't find a gauntlet, a ski mitten will do. Just make sure you throw it down. (That's one heck of a lot more fun than throwing it up.) <a> Aquarius </a>(January 21 - February 18) Try being entirely honest for a week. That's a fine way to develop a clear conscience. Personally, I prefer my method, though -- a poor memory. <a> Pisces </a>(February 19 - March 20) You've got to learn to slow down. You're driving yourself and everyone around you crazy. Just pretend that your life is a Prince Valiant comic strip.  
 
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<a> Cancer </a>(June 21 - July 22) Try not to attract attention today. This might be a good time to learn the art of disguise. Forget about camoflage suits, though - I tried wearing mine to the mall, and people could still see me, even when I crouched and remained very still. Yesterday, I went to change Michael's little boxer briefs and he said I don't want to NaNa. So I said, Come on, let's put your camouflage ones on. He said ok, are we going hunting? I laughed and then a little bit later on, I told him Michael, I can't see your butt. (meaning it was camouflaged) and so he proceeded to pull the back side down of his boxers and said Can you see it now, NaNa?   It's so funny how these horoscopes have some way of knowing what is happening or happened in your daily life. -- Edited by Mben on Friday 31st of December 2010 12:20:02 PM
 
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Mben wrote: <a> Cancer </a>(June 21 - July 22) Try not to attract attention today. This might be a good time to learn the art of disguise. Forget about camoflage suits, though - I tried wearing mine to the mall, and people could still see me, even when I crouched and remained very still. Yesterday, I went to change Michael's little boxer briefs and he said I don't want to NaNa. So I said, Come on, let's put your camouflage ones on. He said ok, are we going hunting? I laughed and then a little bit later on, I told him Michael, I can't see your butt. (meaning it was camouflaged) and so he proceeded to pull the back side down of his boxers and said Can you see it now, NaNa?   It's so funny how these horoscopes have some way of knowing what is happening or happened in your daily life. -- Edited by Mben on Friday 31st of December 2010 12:20:02 PM
 
 
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PMM2008 wrote: <a> Sagittarius </a>(November 22 - December 21) You will spend the day attempting to rest, but whenever you fall asleep you'll return to the same nightmare of being transformed into a chihuahua, and will wake, screaming (in a very high-pitched, whiny, and annoying sort of way).
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Hi Gang:  Happy New Year to all, and to another year of getting our horoscopes each morning at No Deposit Forum. LOL Thought I'd post a look at the year ahead for this first day of January, 2011.Enjoy..........                                                                                        PamAries  Mar 20 - Apr 20 YOUR YEAR AHEAD   Relationships Despite your rugged individualism, cooperation and compromise is the oil that keeps your relationship wheels turning. You want a graceful and attractive mate, someone who can be a source of harmony in your busy life. However, you may attract individuals who will do anything to avoid conflict. In private, you need love and companionship more than most and others may be surprised to discover just how romantic you can be.   Love - Singles </h4> If you're out and about looking for love, then the spring and summer promises to be a busy time romantically. You may be tempted to take a chance or two and at times it may be difficult to restrain your desire. However, something that starts out as a bit of fun could turn serious. Patience and persistence is the key but you may also need to make changes in your lifestyle to make room for new people in your life.   If you're serious about love then this could be your year. Couples </h4> Relationship matters will become increasingly important over the next couple of years. This may also be a testing time, a time of important decisions. Be prepared to let go of people and things that keep interfering or getting in the way of your relationship. You may feel it's time to decide whether you're ready for a new start, to deepen your commitment or even marriage. However, if you can't decide then circumstance may encourage you to make up your mind.   Make neglect the needs of your relationship. Money </h4> Aries frequently prefer to live for today and let tomorrow take care of itself. Al-though your financial situation looks favourable, desire for fun, pleasure and romance could burn a hole in your pocket. What appears to be more significant than the ins and outs of your cash flow next year is your attitude to money and material possessions. Therefore this would be a good time to start planning for, and investing in, your future. Financial considerations may be an increasingly important factor influencing your relationship decisions and you're likely to benefit financially from others, personally and professionally over the next twelve months. You may even feel drawn to someone who appears to offer you greater financial and emotional security. Business partnerships are also well-starred but they're likely to be serious.   Greater financial security will bring a greater sense of emotional well-being. Career </h4> Eclipse activity suggests long-term career change could be on the cards. You may seriously consider relinquishing one life path in favour of another that promises greater opportunities to improve your status and reputation and make your dreams a reality. An important emotional or business partnership could also influence your career direction and you should allow your work and working relationships to take priority. Fate will have a hand in the opportunities that come your way so be prepared to travel or even move if the right opportunity presents itself. If you've lost your sense of focus and direction then now is the time to get back on the right path towards a fulfilling vocation. How you present yourself will be important, so invest in your wardrobe and dress to impress.   When opportunity knocks, be prepared to go where the grass is greenest. Family </h4> With the South Node travelling though Cancer, you could feel you're stagnating if you're spending too much time at home, trapped in your domestic routine and family dramas. Therefore you'll benefit from getting out more and making time and space to pursue your own interests and life path. If you're unhappy or unsatisfied in the place or community in which you live then maybe it's time to move on to pastures new. Saying goodbye or moving away from family and loved ones is never easy, however, if there're some individuals with whom you seem to be stuck in the past, then maybe it's time to create a healthy distance enabling you to renew and refresh the relationship in the future.Taurus 20 Apr - 20 May YOUR YEAR AHEAD When it comes to love you seldom make the first move, preferring to attract what you want to you. However you may have to venture outside your usual scene and routine if youre looking for fresh opportunities for romance. Fortunately, this promises to be a good year for you socially and you could meet someone special while studying, travelling or through your spiritual interests. You may even find yourself drawn to someone from a different background or culture to your own.   Make the most of opportunities to get out and about and meet new people. Love - Couples </h4> As your new yearly cycle gets underway there is the potential of tension on the domestic front if you allow the demands or opinions of family members, relatives or friends interfere in your relationship. Although youre likely to be busy, its important to be patient and not too critical of each other, especially when youre tired or stressed. Youll strengthen your relationship by making time for each other, for privacy and for expressing the more intimate side of your relationship.   Dont let your busy schedule prevent you from spending time together. Money </h4> Desire for greater financial security and stability will motivate you to improve your financial situation and acquire the trappings of wealth and status. You can prosper by exploiting your natural feel for money, good business sense and ability to attract what you need. However, this will require you make some significant changes in your life, both personally and psychologically. You should find that the more youre prepared to break away from old habits, lifestyle choices and ways of thinking, the more youll benefit financially. Looking good will make you feel good so be prepared to invest in a more sophisticated new look and lifestyle. Presenting the right image, is also important for your professional and financial success. Nevertheless, be patient and get professional advice before making any major financial commitments.       A change of attitude and lifestyle is the key to attracting greater prosperity. Career </h4> Over the next twelve months the quantity and quality of your work is likely to increase. You may get a bigger job or more responsibility. Nevertheless this is an excellent time to return to study or training. Youre likely to do well in subjects that interest you, but try to do something creative, technical and relevant to your career goals. The key to career success this year and beyond is to develop greater technical expertise and specialisation in your work. Work and health are linked, so dont take on too much. Learning to say no will reduce stress levels. Try to look after your health and develop a more effective and efficient daily routine. This will enable you to manage your workload and keep your edge in the market place.   The more you develop your skills and specialise the higher youll climb. Family </h4> Your calm, steady and patient approach to life will stand you in good stead in what could be a busy and possibly disruptive time on the domestic front. Those of you with children could find they make extra demands on your time and energy, especially during the summer. Consequently, this may be a good time for you to put your energy into sorting out and improving your home life and living environment. You may feel the need to assert yourself with relatives, neighbours, flatmates or your landlord. However since there is the potential for tension and conflict, if youve something to say, try to remain calm and dont let stubbornness or pride become an obstacle to reaching agreement and compromise. Gemini 21 May - 21 Jun YOUR YEAR AHEAD Love - Singles </h4> If you're looking for love then you could soon find yourself thinking more seriously about relationships and even considering making a commitment. Something that starts out as a flirtation or bit of fun may turn into something more serious, and complicated. If you do get involved take a little more care with contraceptives and don't drink too much when dating. Also, be open to the advances of someone, possibly several years older or younger, who thinks you've a beautiful mind.   If you're ready to get serious this could be your year. Couples </h4> You need to feel a sense of freedom and independence in your relationship and tend to resist other's restrictive emotional demands. Therefore if you feel you need more space, communicate. However, although you like to express your opinions your tongue can be as sharp as a bee's backside. To avoid misunderstandings and disagreements, try not to take differences of opinion too personally. Nevertheless, this should be a good time to have some serious fun and working together on a creative projects.   Don't neglect the importance of flattery, flirtation and small talk. Money </h4> Because this promises to be a good year for you professionally you should also benefit financially. However, be patient or your tendency to spend money before you have it could get you in trouble. There could be times when you have to wait to receive money owed but because you may feel you need to spend money to make money, you could have cash flow problems if you spread yourself too thin. Therefore there may be times when you feel you have to turn to others for help. Fortunately, you should find it relatively easy to get hold of the finance, resources or credit you need to further your goals. However, if you squander the extra money that comes available to you on retail therapy this could create problems later.   Use the extra money that come your way wisely and you'll reap the benefits later. Career </h4> The next twelve months promises to bring an improvement in your status and reputation and be a good year for your career and vocation. You should find it easier to progress and so the more effort you put into furthering your ambitions, the more you'll benefit. Be prepared to promote yourself and be open to opportunities that come your way because a new career path may open up before you. Whether it's a case of being in the right place at the right time or others giving you a helping hand, if there's a personal project you're passionate about, but need backing and support then now is the time to ask. So if you've the urge to take a creative interest or hobby to a new level, go for it.   This is an excellent time for promoting yourself and your talents. Family </h4> Demands of home, family or your private life which have bogged you down in re-cent years should start to ease by the autumn. In the meantime, it would be pru-dent to sort out your domestic affairs and do what's necessary to improve your living situation. There's the risk of tension or disagreements over the summer, especially if you feel you're being prevented from getting on with your life. Doing some DIY around the house would be a constructive way to burn off excess energy and tension. Nevertheless, try to be patient and productive, since any frustrations you feel should soon pass. For those prepared for the extra demands children bring, this could be the time to add to your family.   Finish unfinished business and get on with your life. Cancer 22 Jun - 22 Jul YOUR YEAR AHEAD Love - Singles </h4> This could be a major year for love and romance. You shouldn't have to travel too far in search of opportunities and may even trip over Cupid a few times before the penny drops. However, it's important that you're prepared to reach out to others and not sit at home waiting for the phone to ring. If fate, or circumstance, conspires to keep you crossing paths with someone who catches your eye, don't be bashful about making the first move. All it takes is one hello . Love - Couples </h4> Relationships will work better now if you shift the focus away from yourself and towards others. Be prepared to go out of your way to make your partner feel needed, loved and desirable. If you've been dating and are considering deepening your commitment or establishing a home, family or even marriage, then this could be the time. When you're feeling hurt, rather than worry or withdraw into your shell, it's important to talk rather than let resentments or misunderstandings grow. Don't expect others to read your mind. Money </h4> If you've been a little careless with your cash flow in the first half of 2010, you may have to tighten your belt in the second half. Expenditures associated with your family, home or property could be higher than expected so be sensible and keep a little in your piggy bank just in case. While you may do well financially from a home or property matter, take your time and don't over-extend yourself. Impatience and impulsiveness could prove costly, so don't be rushed into making big purchases; all that glistens is not gold. Fortunately, you've an eye for a bargain and using some personal initiative could bring financial benefits. Therefore, whether you're looking for a new home, outfit or job, be prepared negotiate and shop around for the best deal. Keep hold of those purse strings and don't spend your lolly before you've earned it. Career </h4> Your recent hard work should bring benefits in the second half of 2010. As your new yearly cycle gets underway, the summer could bring a sudden and even unexpected opportunity to change your job or role. Openings and opportunities that present themselves during this period could be paving the way for bigger changes in 2011 and beyond. Therefore stay flexible and open to working with new technology, people or working methods. If you've a burning desire for greater freedom and to break away from old work patterns then think seriously about making big changes. In uncertain times, fortune favours the brave, so feel the fear and do it anyway. This is also an important year for relationships so be prepared to team up with others rather than going it alone. Be open to new and unusual opportunities. Family </h4> Saturn's presence in Libra until 2012 is ushering in a significant period in which you'll endeavour to establish more solid foundations in your life, but first you need to have a bit of a clear out. Whether that means a spring clean, a car boot sale or something more emotionally complex, it's time to sort things out. You may seriously consider moving or rearranging your domestic situation because of emotional or financial considerations. If your children are growing up fast, or your parents are still treating you like a child, then try to develop more balanced relationships. This is especially important with your closest family as well as older family members who may need your help and support over the next twelve months. Time for a spring clean. Leo 23 Jul - 22 Aug YOUR YEAR AHEAD Love - Singles </h4> The office, gym, health centre or supermarket could be a source of romantic opporutnities. You may meet someone younger, or less mature who needs a helping hand. It's even possible that an employee, subborinate or someone under your wing may tickle your fancy. However, they might enjoy the limelight as much as you and so you may need to be a little bit more patient and sensitive than usual if you want the relationship to develop beyond a promising flirtation. Be prepared to bend over backwards for someone special. Love - Couples </h4> When stressed or tired, try not to be too critical of each other, especially if one of you has to spend more time away from home for family or work reasons. Because your partner may need your help and support more than usual it's important to be approachable otherwise they may be tempted to brush things under the carpet. Short little romantic trips away will be a great way to escape the hustle and bustle and spice up your lovelife. Acceptance of each other's imperfections is the key to emotional harmony. Money </h4> Opportunities for additional work bringing additional pay is likely but you may not always be adequately rewarded for your skills. Naturally, when you're busy earning money, you're not out spending money. However, if you're got certain anxieties over money matters, a more organized approach to managing your cash flow should reduce stress levels. Getting financial advice or taking a money management or bookkeeping course may also prove profitable to you in the long run. For those with family obligations, children and pets could bring additional expenses so keep a little stash under the mattress just in case. Nevertheless, you've a certain amount of luck on your side and may be able to tap into an additional income stream from areas associated with communications, education, spirituality and foreign people and places. Get on top of your finances and you'll prevent them getting on top of you. Career </h4> Fate will have a hand in career openings and opportunities and you may even head off down a new career path. Therefore if you've another vocational interest or sideline outside your usual job then prepared to give it a go. Although it will pay to step up and take on more work or responsibility, be careful not to get yourself into a position with little room for flexibility or initiative or you may start feeling trapped, like a big fish in a small bowl. At times, the pressure to meet targets or maintain high standards could be a potential source of stress. Therefore try to get on top of your finances or you may feel you've little room for maneuver or choice when it come to career decisions and priorities. Trust in fate and when the doors open be prepared to make your move. Family </h4> Don't allow family and domestic concerns prevent you from pursuing your vocational interests if the right opportunity comes along to move on and make personal progress in your life. Whether this involves a change in your domestic priorities, a minor move or major relocation, your life will flow the more you're prepared to let go of the past and embrace the future. If you've felt chained to the kitchen sink that too has got to change because it's time to make room for you to express yourself and play. You can get a lot of enjoyment from spending time with children, but you won't want to be the disciplinarian, you'll be happy having fun, fooling around and being a kid again. Try not to let your emotional attachments prevent you from getting on with your life. Virgo 23 Aug - 22 Sep YOUR YEAR AHEAD Your Character </h4> Acquiring physical, financial and material security can bring you emotional stability. You can find fulfilment by achieving or creating something useful and meaningful in the material, physical world. Reliable, trustworthy and modest, you've a sharp wit, discriminating intellect and penetrating mind and may seek to uncover the hidden order at work in the universe and in your everyday life. Concerned with the practicalities of life, you don't like wasting your time, energy or resources and have a talent for combining intuition with the ability to make discriminating judgements that are not clouded by emotion. Young looking, demure and softly spoken, you've a lusty side but can appear reserved when meeting people for the first time. You've a reputation for being a perfectionist, which is excellent when it comes to your work, however, when you turn your critical eye on yourself and others you can sometimes make like difficult for yourself. Relationships </h4> Don't let your social commitments or the opinions of friends frustrate your love life. Changing your habits, routine and lifestyle may be necessary to turn romantic potential into reality. Someone you've a soft spot for could be back on the scene and you might even find yourself trying to rescue someone who's life is a little complicated or be tempted by someone who's not quite free. Sometimes it's unrealistic to expect the workload and financial contribution in relationships to be to split 50-50. Nevertheless, if things are becoming too one-sided, it may be necessary, and healthy, to get things more balanced. However deep is your love, it's important to have time and money to pursue your own interests outside relationships. You may need to make some lifestyle changes to maximise your love potential. Money </h4> As you reap the benefits from your hard graft of recent years, you may find others only too willing to help themselves to a piece of your pie. So while this promises to be a good year for you financially, you may need to stop behaving like Santa Clause if you want to move up in the world. If certain loved ones are proving to be a persistent drain on your resources then you've a right to expect others to pull their weight. You'd also be right to live for today but plan for tomorrow but not everyone will appreciate the benefits of a more responsible approach to money. If so, then maybe it's time to put your foot down. Live for today but plan for tomorrow. Career </h4> Virgo's are known to be effective workers and are highly valued in the workplace. However, in recent years you've had a lot on your plate and have had to get leaner and meaner to survive and prosper. But like a fine wine you've matured and the next few years should correspond with you reaping the rewards for your hard work and persistence. Therefore, you may find yourself in a more prominent or independent role, where the quality of your work speaks for itself. However, money could be a source of conflict so be firm and insist you're adequately rewarded for your efforts. Otherwise, be prepared to move on to another area or industry where your skills are more highly regarded. Time to start reaping the rewards of your hard work in recent years. Family </h4> When family tensions, disagreements and misunderstandings surface, it pays to keep yourself out of the fray and be seen to adopt a neutral, conciliatory position, even if you're more sympathetic or loyal to one side than the other. This is especially so if valued possessions, money or property appear to be the source of the problem. At the same time, a more detached, and less emotionally charge approach to home, family and property matters will help you make sensible and prudent decisions not clouded by emotion. While certain family members may lean on you for support, make it clear you'll do what you can but you've your own life to lead and won't succumb to temper tantrums or emotional blackmail. Others will look to you for help and guidance so you need to be seen to be firm and fair. Wellbeing </h4> You appreciate the benefits of self development more than most, but there are times when you need to sit back and appreciate and accept yourself for who and what you are. For it is said that water that is too pure has no fish. Your perfectionist tendencies are excellent for your work and creative life but you can make a hair shirt for yourself in your desire for continual self improvement. Nevertheless, this would be an excellent time to develop a spiritual practice or exercise routine around guided meditation, visualisation or yoga. Other areas of esoteric interest for which you could have a natural talent and therefore may want to investigate or develop include dowsing, graphology, numerology, palmistry and astrology. Learning to love oneself is the greatest love of all.Libra 23 Sep - 23 Oct YOUR YEAR AHEAD Relationships </h4> While it looks like you're in a fertile period for love, romance is unlikely to be straightforward and communications, whether by phone, emails etc., could quickly develop a strongly erotic overtone. You don't have to throw yourself at anyone's feet but be prepared to take the initiate. Fluttering your eyelids or flashing your dimpled smile should help get the ball rolling while fate, circumstance and Cupid will give you a helping hand. There'll probably be something special about the object of your affection; they could be someone who has recently returned from being away or re-entered your life or social scene. But be patient since they may even be someone getting themselves back on their feet after a difficult period. Remember, it's not what you say but the way that you say it. Money </h4> Libra's Achilles' heel is often assumed to be romance when in fact, it's often more to do with money. Admittedly, Libra's pursuit of the former is often the excuse for the latter. Nevertheless, over the next twelve months, by your own devices, you're likely to find it comparatively easy to draw money and resources to you. Unfortunately, if you don't exercise some prudence and hold onto your lolly long enough to build up a cushion, you're likely to spread yourself too thin and be left playing catch-up. You know how money makes the world go round and don't like to see yours gathering dust. However, it would be wise to only buy those things you've sufficient money to pay for. Cut your coat according to your cloth. Career </h4> It appears to be a bit of a mixed bag for you career wise. At times, you may feel like the star player in a mediocre team and even that some of your superiors are not up to the job. Your ability to co-operate and compromise with others can make you popular. However, your need for approval and acceptance can sometimes prevent you from making the most of your talents. Nevertheless, when left to your own devices, you're likely to excel and your sharp, versatile mind and ability to deal with others will win you friends and influence. Therefore seek out more independent positions where you can show initiative. As greater responsibility beckons, you'll need accept you can't please everybody. Time to live up to your reputation as the iron fist in the velvet glove. Family </h4> You're maturing fast and may find others increasingly turning to you for guidance. Whatever your true feelings, you rarely take sides and so could find yourself in the position of peacemaker between conflicting parties. However, when things are clearly unbalanced, reluctance to call a spade a spade for fear of making waves could prove counter-productive. Therefore, if certain domestic dramas are getting out of hand, be prepared to tell it like it is, even if that puts some people's backs up. Do what you can to build bridges but leave it to others to follow your advice if they wish. Other's know you're fair-minded but it may take time for things to calm down and your words to sink in. As others look to you for guidance, it's important to be seen to be fair and honest. Wellbeing </h4> Libra, your Sun sign, is ruled by the planet Venus. Venus is associated with love, pleasurable, the finer things in life but also lust, sweeties and self-indulgence. Obviously, it's always advisable to check with a healthcare professional before making significant lifestyle and dietary changes. Nevertheless, when Saturn travels through our Sun sign we often feel a powerful urge to get leaner and meaner. Therefore with serious and sober Saturn in Libra until October 2012, if you're serious about adopting a healthier way of life, you should find it easier to exercise self-discipline. Saturn brings an increased sense of responsibility and a tremendous sense of purpose and so this period can represent a major time in your life, personally and professionally. If you've let yourself slide then it's time to get leaner and meaner. Scorpio 24 Oct - 21 Nov YOUR YEAR AHEAD Relationships </h4> Because you're prepared to give so much you expect, even demand, a lot in return. Not surprisingly, you may prove too much for more superficial individuals. Since you crave emotional stability, you're reluctant to change your relationship setup. Therefore when change does come, it tends to be dramatic. So if you've been putting up with a difficult situation then matters could come to ahead and demand to be dealt with. The sexual side of things is emphasized but if you let yourself be guided by your gonads you could complicate your life and burn a hole in your finances. Therefore, however much someone may light your fire, try to be patient and wait before making major life changes or decisions. Try not to let passion and desire cloud your usual good sense. Money </h4> Although there'll be times when you feel you're being well rewarded for your efforts, this mightn't occur as often as you deserve. To make the most of your finances, balance those areas of work that bring in the bread and butter with those that bring in more but are less frequent. Don't complicate your financial affairs. Exercise restraint when making major purchases and investments and resist committing yourself to long-term financial arrangements or getting into debt. If you're thinking of buying high-tech equipment for home or work, shop around but be prepared to pay extra for quality. Careful not to fall for some shaggy dog story by someone who knows how to wrap you around their little finger. Don't let yourself be rushed into making large, impulsive purchases. Career </h4> This promises to be a very productive period for you. If you're considering becoming more independent or setting up your own business this could be your year. You could do well in positions where you're able to show initiate, make decisions and follow your hunches. Opportunities where you get to recruit, train or develop other's potential should be good for you. Working with people from different backgrounds and cultures will bring benefits. This is a good time for establishing important professional relationships but be careful of certain individuals or organizations that promise more they can deliver. Following the money might not necessarily be the best long-term career move so be open to opportunities to update your skills or specialize. Be open to opportunities to specialize or work independently. Family </h4> Home, family and property matters could complicate your life if you let them. Business, career, financial and important relationship decisions should not be sidelined or avoided because of the distractions of your private life. You may even find that keeping a healthy distance from family dramas could turn out to be smart move. Your decisions are your own and if you let yourself be sidetracked you could make choices about property or your living arrangements that are not in your long-term interests. If you feel uncomfortable with the way your past is shaping your future and influencing your self-image, then it may be a time to make a break from the past to create the future you want. Breaking away from old patterns and lifestyle choices will bring new possibilities. Wellbeing </h4> Your body is the temple of your soul and now is a good time for a spring clean. A monthly detox will get the ball rolling and you might want to consider enema treatments but pace yourself. Meditation and mind-control techniques that help you deal with negative emotions and attachment issues could work wonders. The simplest and most powerful tool at your disposal to improve your wellbeing and effectiveness is sleep. Adopting a regular sleep routine and incorporating power naps into your daily schedule will keep you on your toes when others are flagging and reaching for the coffee. By minimizing the stimulants and intoxicants you're putting into your body to keep you going, you'll rediscover the real you. Time to purify yourself and get some sleep. Sagittarius 22 Nov - 21 Dec YOUR YEAR AHEAD Relationships </h4> Whether you're attached or looking for love, this promises to be a favourable period for relation-ships. However, things are likely to flow better if you put your needs first, take the initiative and set the agenda. Those of you on the lookout for someone new may find there's more than one individual vying for your attention. Nevertheless, be patient. Don't give your heart away too easily but at the same time don't pressure an unclear situation before it's even had a chance to de-velop. It's not that you should play hard to get but not everyone will be looking for more than a brief encounter. The area of study, travel and spiritual pursuits could be fertile ground for roman-tic opportunities. Be prepared to take the initiative but don't be a tease and don't be a tart. Money </h4> Try not to complicate your financial affairs. Basically, if it's not broke, don't fix it. However it might be worth getting professional advice concerning how you can reorganise your personal and business finances to minimise your tax bill. For those of you with spare cash it would be a good idea to put it somewhere safe other than under the mattress. Low risk, long-term invest-ments with reputable international companies are probably your best bet. Overseas investments could prove fortunate but do your homework and if in doubt, pull out. However, fly-by-night get-rich-quick schemes should be avoided. This is especially the case with people you know socially who are full of moneymaking ideas and tall stories. Keep it simple and make the most of what you've got. Career </h4> As additional responsibilities come your way you need to be careful not to bite off more than you can chew. It's not that you wont be able to deliver, you can, it's more a case that those around and above you might not be up to the mark. Therefore try not to have unrealistic expectations or depend too much on lesser mortals. At times, tensions could run high in the workplace and oth-ers may turn to you for advice and support. If so, try to remain neutral and builds bridges but steer clear of offices politics. The area of education is emphasised so be prepared to update your skills but also be open to opportunities to train or teach others. Being a good example to others will get you noticed and avoid complications. Family </h4> Don't let overprotective or demanding parents or loved ones stop you from getting on with your life. The responsibility for major decisions about love, career and study should be yours and yours alone. However, if one of your parents is going through a rough time, they may withdraw into themselves so make an effort to keep lines of communication open. If you've brothers or sisters this would be a good time to build bridges but if you don't get to see them much, make a special effort to keep in touch. This also applies to family members far away or overseas. If you can, try and visit because traveling with family or visiting family and distant relations, is well-starred. Keep in touch and be prepared to travel to see loved ones. Wellbeing </h4> The key to success and good fortune is about being in the flow of life. Therefore if you feel you've become stuck in a rut and you want to get things flowing again then you need to seriously consider putting your needs first. Things will just work better with you in the driving seat. It's not about being selfish, more about expressing yourself and your needs. This isn't the time for being bashful, cutting corners or penny-pinching when it comes to your personal development or your physical, emotional or mental wellbeing. So whether it's a spiritual retreat, a new wardrobe, course of study or a holiday, treat yourself. Consider it as an investment in you, because you're worth it. If you want others to value you, you need to value yourself. Capricorn 22 Dec - 19 Jan YOUR YEAR AHEAD  Relationships </h4> Increased activity on the relationship front is emphasised with a number of people coming in and out of your life. You're unlikely to have things all your own way and a certain someone could have you eating out of the palm of their hand. Therefore if fate or circumstance keeps conspiring for your path to cross with someone special, keep it simple and go with the flow. A larger than life character who's a bit unpredictable and eccentric could also enter your life. Therefore keep an open mind since you're likely to come into contact with people on the fringes of society or those whose lifestyle or attitude to love may be quite different to what you've become familiar with. Try not to complicate your relationship, be open-minded and keep it simple. Money </h4> An important domestic, emotional or relationship matter could cloud your usual good judgement. Therefore you might want to get advice, do further research or simply wait before making major or long-term financial decisions. Certain situations may be out of your control so be prepared to play ball and give others the benefit of the doubt. To make the most of what promises to be a good year for socialising and pleasure-seeking, you'll want access to your money. However, if you overextend yourself financially or have your money tied-up here and there, this could lead to lack of flexibility and cash flow problems which may complicate matters if you're tempted to rely on credit to get things flowing. Greater financial flexibility will enable you to benefit from change and opportunity. Work </h4> Your dependence on others may leave you with a sense that your destiny is out of your hands and even confused about what you want and where you're going. However, the solution may be as simple as taking one day at a time, rolling up your sleeves and just getting on with things. Staying focused and productive will ground you and if you're given an opportunity to shine, don't be bashful, it could work out much better than expected. Because of the importance of others, at times it will be a case of not what you know but who you know that makes the difference. Fortunately you're likely to find some people only too willing to open doors for you. Try to be more trusting of others and don't be bashful about asking for help and advice. Family </h4> Home, family or property matters are likely to have a big influence on your life in 2011. Nevertheless, don't neglect your duties and responsibilities and continue to build a life for yourself in the world, even if the demands of your private life brings distractions and limitations. Whether it's because of changes in the life and work of your partner, the demands of relatives or the general economic situation, there'll be times when control of so much seems to be out of your hands. However, running around like a headless chicken will only complicate matters. Fortunately, you can really benefit from greater closeness with family and loves ones now, especially someone with whom there may have been a genuine misunderstanding. Accept, go with the flow and reach out to family and loved ones. Wellbeing </h4> Capricorn is generally considered the most skeptical of Sun signs, more comfortable with the physical world, often doubting the existence of things that can't be seen, touched or proved . However, 2011 will bring you more contact with the other side of life. 2011 is also significant for relationships. The people in your life will bring opportunities for change and a new perspective on life and love. Therefore you can benefit greatly from the support and guidance of others, especially at those times when life leaves you feeling dazed and confused. The key to your wellbeing is to release yourself from old emotional attachments, habits and attitudes. Healing, meditation and breathing techniques that soothe the mind and emotions will work wonders. A time to heal and be healed, so reach out to others. Aquarius 20 Jan - 18 Feb YOUR YEAR AHEAD Relationships </h4> You won't want to let all the doom and gloom stop you from having fun in what promises to be a busy year for you socially. Whether single or attached, romance is more likely to blossom the further you get away from your usual routine so make the most of opportunities for travel, adventure and new experiences. Working relationships, those with an age difference or with people from different cultures could turn out better than expected. Although you value your freedom and independence, the atmosphere around relationships seems more serious than superficial. So if you've been taking someone for granted or have been sitting on the fence it may be time to decide if you're ready for deepening your commitment. Time to get serious about your relationships. Money </h4> The biggest drain on your finances might not be obvious but could be the result of your social life. Not everyone you'll be meeting next year will be counting the pennies and there may be times when you're sharing coke and crisps with some people and Champagne and Caviar with others. However, since your social connections are key to a number of areas of your life it might be wise to prioritise but resist the temptation to rely on your credit card to tie you over or you could be on a slippery slope. Consider money spent on romantic breaks away, spiritual, cultural and educational activities as an investment but make sure you've put enough aside for a rainy day. Give your flexible friend the cold shoulder. Career </h4> You're one of the most sociable Sun signs and your networking and interpersonal skills will be important factors in your professional progress over the next twelve months. While it looks like you can take a step up the career ladder if you want, with increased responsibility will come increased expectations and the need for patience and perseverance. As others look to you for guidance and direction, you'll be required to work more closely with others who will depend on you, and you on them. However you value your freedom and independence and are not one to toe the party line when you believe you know better. Nevertheless, building supportive working relationships through compromise and cooperation is the key to career progress. Your social skills and reliability are key to career success. Family </h4> Whether they're 4 or 40, this could be a busy year for those of you with children. Nevertheless, this should also be an enjoyable time and family trips, outings and get togethers are well-starred. However, it's important to have time and space for your own interests and friends otherwise you may get a bit cranky. This is especially so if you feel you can't make the most of what promises to be a good year for you socially and professionally. Fate and circumstance could also conspire to bring opportunities to distance yourself from aspects of your private life or your past that you feel are holding you back. Therefore if necessary, be prepared to break away and move forward. Don't miss out on tomorrow by reaching back for yesterday. Wellbeing </h4> Since your Sun sign is Aquarius, an air sign, you're a mental creature at heart, concerned with principles, knowledge, ideas and communication. Over the next twelve months you'll have opportunities to assert your ideas and stand up for your principles. The more others can benefit from your actions, the more this will enhance your self-esteem. However, try not to be too fanatical or you may alienate those you seek to help, and those whose help you seek. The flip side to being an air sign is that you can loose yourself in the clouds and neglect the practicalities of life. Therefore, get yourself back in balance by making lifestyle changes that bring you into greater contact with mother nature. Assert yourself and your ideas and get back to nature.Pisces 19 Feb - 20 Mar YOUR YEAR AHEAD Love - Singles </h4> The next twelve months should bring an easing of some of the frustrations you may have experienced on the relationship front in recent years. This is a great time for teaming up with others who share your interests, lifestyle and ideals. While you'll be in the mood for pleasure and romance, if you're looking for love, put companionship and emotional compatibility before sexual chemistry. Avoid an affair with someone who isn't free since it's likely to leave you feeling unfulfilled. Socialising, group activities and friendship is the route to love. Love - Couples </h4> The next twelve months should bring an improvement and an easing of external pressures that may have affected your relationship. However, June and July could be a testing time. If you've been avoiding facing difficulties in your relationship then they could surface at this time and demand to be dealt with. While there is pleasure to be had in the intimate side of your relationship, try to develop the relationship outside of the bedroom and socialise together more with friends, family and colleagues. Don't brush things under the carpet. Choose the right time to communicate. Money </h4> With lucky Jupiter spending most of the next twelve months in Pisces, this promises to be a period of personal growth and opportunities for you. The more you make of these opportunities, the more you'll benefit financially next year and beyond. The summer could bring a new or unusual source of money. You may gain a windfall, rebate or financial help from others so be open to opportunities to change your means of earning a living. However, if you've been careless with your finance, you may have to curb your more frivolous spending habits. If you're obsessed with keeping up with the latest fashion tend then you could make some expensive mistakes. As opportunity knocks you may start to question what really matters as your attitude towards money undergoes fundamental change. Do what you love and the money will come. Career </h4> As your new yearly cycle gets underway an increasing amount of your time and energy will be taken up with work matters. This is a good time to roll up your sleeves, get down to business and adopt a more effective and efficient working routine. If the pressure mounts, you may be better off working alone since you could find it difficult to curb your irritation with situations and people who get in your way or slow you down. Over the next twelve months you should explore pastures new and show the world what you can do. If there's something you really want to do, now could be the time to go for it. Once you focus on what you want to achieve opportunities and openings will come your way. If there's something you really want to do, go for it. Family </h4> Family commitments, pressures and responsibilities that may have weighed heavily on you in recent years should ease significantly over the next twelve months, bringing a sense of freedom and release. This would be a good time for you to make positive changes in your life, to let go of the past and move on. It's also important for you to do your part. If you've children, try not to be too critical or put too much pressure on them now. In fact, whether they're 4 or 40, this is a good time to stand back and give your children more freedom, space and independence. If you have childcare commitments don't let that stop you getting out and about and socialising. Time to make space for yourself and your own life and interests. johnhayes.biz -- Edited by PMM2008 on Saturday 1st of January 2011 12:51:16 AM
 
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Claire's daily horoscopes for Sunday 2nd January   ARIES (March 21st-April 20th)Cancerians are making you rather angry in business but don't say something you'll regret. You need them as much as they need you. Working as a team is the key to both your success. TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st)Family has some surprise news, which should show how much your influence has rubbed off on a certain face these past months. Your own personal life is subject to a proposal, which will shock even you! GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st)You find yourself in two minds as to whether or not you tell a friend the news you have uncovered about their close one.  Only you can decide how loyalty compares to heartache. Sleep on it. CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)Big decisions loom. Just don't go asking others when you are the only one that must reach the final answer. Work you did last month finally starts to show signs of success thanks to Capricorn's. LEO (July 24th-August 23rd)An Aries only has your best interests at heart, so back down gracefully please. A new face in the workplace looks good but don't go getting up close and personal until you find out their status. VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd)Take some time out to think about your life, instead of worrying about everyone else's, and then you'd see how easy it is to make a successful place for you and your close ones. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd)Try to be a little more honest with yourself about what you want in life and where you are going. Your choices are far wider than you could imagine. Dare to dream, anything's possible. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd)It will be very hard for anyone to pull the wool over your eyes. This gift of clear vision, which the stars are handing to you, could see you uncovering a story that will change lives. SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st)Think of any problems you are facing as someone else's and sooner than you think you will find the best solutions. Your instincts should actually lead you to one of your most romantic encounters yet. CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th)Many new faces have started to surround your life but just what they mean to you is unclear. Try not to jump into any romantic situations too quickly. A good base is your key to longevity. AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th)A Scorpio, who seems to know just what to do to make you smile will bring you the best times this week.  A Gemini from your past wants to make amends to your broken friendship. PISCES (February 20th-March 20th)Virgo's prove powerful allies in financial affairs throughout this month. You have been looking at what may have been rather than what was but both today and tomorrow put you on the straight and narrow.
 
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</h2>Monday, January 03, 2011  I am proof that Einstein's e equals m c squared is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped.    <a> Aries </a>(March 21 - April 19) Excellent day to whistle off key. Random starts and stops are also good. <a> Taurus </a>(April 20 - May 20) You will have a nightmare tonight, in which you find yourself dangling from the ceiling, while brightly colored paper maché animals with glowing eyes file into the room. One of them will be carrying a stick. Perhaps you shouldn't eat so much candy before going to bed? <a> Gemini </a>(May 21 - June 20) This will be a day filled with tragically many sneezes. At least it'll be a good opportunity to learn how to sneeze cute. <a> Cancer </a>(June 21 - July 22) Today you will be suddenly struck by what a genius Norman Rockwell was, and how unappreciated (in the major art circles) he remains. You will vow to do something about it. <a> Leo </a>(July 23 - August 22) You will meet a tough challenge in a very resourceful way, today, using only a Swiss Army Knife, a transistor radio, and oven cleaner. <a> Virgo </a>(August 23 - September 22) Your ancestors were berserkers -- feared warriors who attacked without fear or common sense. You will soon enter the same state of mind, and when you finally snap out of it , you will find an enormous pile of peeled potatoes and family members edging towards the door. <a> Libra </a>(September 23 - October 22) Having trouble sticking to that diet, aren't you? It's even harder when you see all those enticing commercials for fast food on TV. The trick to dealing with those is to use your imagination - mayonaisse becomes shaving cream, a burger becomes coompressed compost, and everything else is coated with synthetic motor oil. Which, these days, is pretty close to the truth. <a> Scorpio </a>(October 23 - November 21) So, you've decided to have children. Congratulations! You, er, do know that giving birth has been somewhat unfavorably compared to pushing a flaming log through your nostril? Just thought I'd mention that. <a> Sagittarius </a>(November 22 - December 21) You will have a nightmare tonight, in which you find yourself dangling from the ceiling, while brightly colored papier mache animals with glowing eyes file into the room. One of them will be carrying a stick. Perhaps you shouldn't eat so much candy before going to bed? <a> Capricorn </a>(December 22 - January 20) An elderly Chinese gentleman will drop by for a visit. You'll spend the entire visit in complete silence, except for the occasional clink of a teacup in a saucer. <a> Aquarius </a>(January 21 - February 18) You will soon send off for plans to build your own hovercraft. Your scheme to disguise it as a giant floating eyeball is a bit silly, though. Personally, I'd make it look like you were wearing a giant hoop-skirt, in which case the engine sound and levitation might easily be passed off as a rather unfortunate case of intestinal gas. <a> Pisces </a>(February 19 - March 20) It will occur to you that there may be something behind the heroic and daring exploits of people in commercials for snack foods. You are absolutely right - in fact, snack foods can be dangerous if over-indulged in. I once wrestled a giant anaconda after downing a bag of Ranch flavored potato chips and a Hostess HoHo.  
 
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<a> Cancer </a>(June 21 - July 22) Today you will be suddenly struck by what a genius Norman Rockwell was, and how unappreciated (in the major art circles) he remains. You will vow to do something about it. _________________________________________________________________________________________ He was a genius! Have you seen this painting he did? It's not a self portrait, it's a triple portrait. moment!! Quite the opposite of genius for me!
 
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PMM2008 wrote: </h2>Monday, January 03, 2011  I am proof that Einstein's e equals m c squared is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped. Einstein was correct - Obviously you have been able to change the speed of light ... <a> Sagittarius </a>(November 22 - December 21)You will have a nightmare tonight, in which you find yourself dangling from the ceiling, while brightly colored papier mache animals with glowing eyes file into the room. One of them will be carrying a stick. Perhaps you shouldn't eat so much candy before going to bed? <a> </a> Revenge of the pinatas?
 
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Claire's daily horoscopes for Tuesday 4th January   ARIES (March 21st-April 20th)Doing favours for family this week can help you get back on track and can help put the problems from Christmas behind you both for good. E-mails and communications offer new career paths. This is your time.TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st)Slow your pace and take in the view. Aspects indicate you're not allowing yourself time to breathe, let alone enjoy all that you have achieved. Doing so will take you on to the next exciting stage. GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st)Your need for freedom sees you asking for things you don't want. You want a commitment, but you're afraid of it. You want time on your own but don't want to be alone? Clarity requires communication. CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)Understanding your close ones takes time. It also requires you to listen to what they are saying, rather than making up your own story about what they may or may not want. Acknowledge this please. LEO (July 24th-August 23rd)Don't make fun of others situations. You may not realise it but the stars are placing a harsh tone over you and you could end up looking unsympathetic. A great time to force work issues though. VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd)The chance to take the glory for something, which you did not do, is going to prove hard to resist. Just bear in mind though, that the stars will reveal the true winner eventually. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd)The moon is bringing out your jealous nature and you may find yourself accusing close ones of things they have not even thought about doing. Rein it in and concentrate on the positive. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd)If a job is worth doing, then it is worth doing well. Making the extra effort this week can ensure the faces that really count know your name. New names promise improved finances too. SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st)Travel plans you make in the name of love can help you to find the satisfaction, which was so plainly missing earlier in the year. You're finally learning to say what you want. It's about time too. CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th)Your thinking is clearer than it's been in months and you're realising what needs to be done to get the future of your dreams. Only thing remaining is telling the person who won't be in it! AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th)Your career is highlighted and you're starting to get good at the very things which were holding you back this time last year. Look how far you've come and how far you'll go now too. PISCES (February 20th-March 20th)Pressing a close one for answers they're not willing to give is not going to get you anywhere. Bide your time, they'll tell you all you need to know when they are ready, I assure you.
 
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01/05/2011...........Enjoy.....First, the funny ones.............. <a> Aries </a>(March 21 - April 19) You will have left-over lasagna for lunch. This is odd, because you don't remember the lasagna being made in the first place. Just one of those little mysteries that haunts you in life. <a> Taurus </a>(April 20 - May 20) Secret society day, today. Don't join -- no matter how much you like the secret handshake. Also, good day to swear off pickles. <a> Gemini </a>(May 21 - June 20) Good day to doodle. <a> Cancer </a>(June 21 - July 22) You are about to have an idea of almost mind-boggling brilliance. Try to remain calm. <a> Leo </a>(July 23 - August 22) Beware of short people. <a> Virgo </a>(August 23 - September 22) Time to stop beating around the bush. Beat the bush itself. Give it a good thrashing, and say bad bush! in a loud stern tone. <a> Libra </a>(September 23 - October 22) Good day to call an old friend, and reminisce. (It turns out to be much much harder to reminisce with a new friend, although it's often entertaining to try.) <a> Scorpio </a>(October 23 - November 21) You will be offered a chance to go on a journey soon. It sounds like fun, but you might benefit by looking up La Isla Zancudo in a Spanish-English dictionary before you pack your bags... <a> Sagittarius </a>(November 22 - December 21) You will discover a bassoon player hiding in the shrubbery. That's not something you should try to deal with yourself -- call in the professionals. <a> Capricorn </a>(December 22 - January 20) A member of your family will be involved in a tragic accident with an electric nose-hair trimmer. This will affect your attitude towards product liability lawsuits. <a> Aquarius </a>(January 21 - February 18) Today you will flip a coin 4 times, and it will come up heads , tails , heads , heads . Then someone will come up and say hey, whatcha doing? Then the phone will ring. Just a coincidence, though, in this case. <a> Pisces </a>(February 19 - March 20) Later this week you'll feel much like Scarlet O'Hara did, when she said, I'll never be hungry again! And the serious ones...................... Claire's daily horoscopes for Wednesday 5th January   ARIES (March 21st-April 20th)You think the painful experiences you have been through will hold you back, but what you have yet to realise is that they will actually help you work out which path will now lead to success. TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st)You are on the home stretch to complete a project, which has almost taken over your life these recent weeks.  Proof of this comes via a phone call or contact you get after 2pm. GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st)Take the time out of your day to give a family member a call and check how they are doing. You may not realise it but even just a word from you can boost their spirits. CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)Family arguments are making it hard for you to spend time with everyone that you want to be with. Maybe it's time you let them know that you are no longer willing to play piggy in the middle? LEO (July 24th-August 23rd)Success is so close I bet you can almost taste it.  Don't ruin things by trying to take shortcuts though. You'd be far better to do it by the book as important faces are watching now. VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd)Taking time out to think about the past can help you make important decisions about your future. Overseeing what a younger person is doing today can help steer them on a much better path. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd)You can do what looks right. That's fine but the big question is, will it make you happy? I don't think so. Daring to do what's in your heart takes courage, but it can also bring happiness. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd)You haven't been feeling as strong as you should. Recent events have taken their toll on your emotions. Break out and say what you should have said weeks ago. It'll be the making of you. SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st)The home seems to be the centre for a drama which is fast unfolding in your life. Do you want to have control in the direction things go? Then don't involve third parties tonight. CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th)You know if you didn't spend so much time watching and thinking about everyone else's love life then you might just have some energy and time for your own. Prioritise, miracles occur if you do. AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th)There are some really lovely aspects this week that should allow you to get back onto good footing with a loved one who has been more than a little distant from you of late. Clarity again reigns. PISCES (February 20th-March 20th)New ways to get on with a family member you have experienced problems with can actually see you finding much common ground. Much I am sure, to the joy of an older face close to you.  
 
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01/06/2011...Enjoy Claire's daily horoscopes for Thursday 6th January   ARIES (March 21st-April 20th)Try to put your thoughts into proper sentences before you get branded someone, which both you and I know not to be true. Asking for what you want can offer you some pleasant surprises. TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st)A friend is treading on your toes and a short shock may be in order if you are to avoid a fall out. There is a boundary line, even for faces you know well, isn't there? GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st)Know how far is too far to go when playing games in love. If you are not careful you are going to make a certain person think you are not serious. But you are, aren't you Gemini? CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)You never did like arguments. You prefer others just to know you are right and to accept it. It would seem though my friend that you can gain much by compromise and peace talks today. LEO (July 24th-August 23rd)Could it be that you don't like having the responsibilities you took so much pride in complaining about being taken away from you? Making friends with the great aspects today will offer you the success you need. VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd)It's easy to see why you are taking such a dramatic stance on the events from the weekend but be careful that you are not the one who is blamed for what went wrong. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd)The stars don't seem to know whether to encourage or discourage you in life and love this week. One minute you want a commitment, the next you don't. Time brings clarity, so don't be rash. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd)It may be better for you to take a backseat until you are able to see with clearer vision my friend. Gemini's want more than friendship from you, as you should soon discover for yourself.  SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st)A fitter and more attractive person is emerging, as comments around you will soon prove to you. Life is changing for you and you're now in the driving seat and no longer a passenger. CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th)Tread softly with a close one who does not appear to be feeling their usual happy self.  The problems that they are experiencing are unlikely to be directly related to you. Realise this fact. AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th)Your opinion is far more valued than you think. Don't be afraid to speak your mind over the coming days. It is the important faces that will be listening, not the ones who were mocking. PISCES (February 20th-March 20th)Your chart indicates that you are going to have to play the role of supporter for a few days at least.  Rewards come soon though as exciting news of travel gives you great cause for celebration. <a> Aries </a>(March 21 - April 19) You will tell a total stranger that you're sick and tired of salad , today. The stranger will recoil in shock and horror. <a> Taurus </a>(April 20 - May 20) You will spend another full day attempting to shuffle a deck of cards with your toes. Fortunately, nobody will find out. <a> Gemini </a>(May 21 - June 20) Today you shall laugh your bitter laugh. You'll also sneeze your bitter sneeze. <a> Cancer </a>(June 21 - July 22) Today will be mostly OK, except that you'll learn to pay more attention in the future to the phrase Careful, filling is hot!. <a> Leo </a>(July 23 - August 22) You will aquire a slight sniffle, today. (A sniffle is a cross between a dachshund and a cairn terrier, bred especially to spot helicopters.) <a> Virgo </a>(August 23 - September 22) You will discover, today, that you can whistle and hum at the same time. This will entertain you for hours . <a> Libra </a>(September 23 - October 22) Good day to take up knitting, on horseback. Everyone needs an adventure. <a> Scorpio </a>(October 23 - November 21) Today you will wear way too much cologne and make strange unconscious lip-smacking sounds. You've been watching Comedy Night on The Subliminal Channel again, haven't you? <a> Sagittarius </a>(November 22 - December 21) As a joke, you will put a remote controlled monster under someone's bed. That will be really funny, although perhaps not quite as funny as when they put a real monster under yours. <a> Capricorn </a>(December 22 - January 20) Today you will finally reach the breaking point, since that incessant pounding from your new neighbor's place is driving you nuts! You will storm over there, but what you find will be very bad news indeed. Your new neighbor is the Energizer Bunny. <a> Aquarius </a>(January 21 - February 18) You need to work harder on your friendships. Why, you sometimes don't even like yourself that much, do you? Be nice to yourself this week - buy yourself some flowers or a nice gift. And stop suspecting yourself of having an ulterior motive! <a> Pisces </a>(February 19 - March 20) You will spend this week trying to get to the bottom of things. The good news is, you will succeed! The bad news is, the bottom of things is sometimes ugly, and often smells bad.  
 
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01/07/2011.......Enjoy.......Claire's daily horoscopes for Friday 7th January   ARIES (March 21st-April 20th)You start to work out exactly what it is that you need to do in order to find the success as well as the longevity in your work and not a moment too soon. TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st)Your need to make a base for yourself is getting stronger but you don't seem sure how a close one is going to react to what you want to say. You're in for a pleasant surprise. GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st)You have a lot of secrets, which have got to come to light soon if you are to sleep with a clear conscience. Question is when you should tell close ones what is really going on? CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)The sooner you talk about what's happened, the person concerned will feel better and so will you. Don't get picky and blow things out of proportion but make sure you dissolve any problems immediately. LEO (July 24th-August 23rd)You have not had the time alone with a close one that you had hoped for. All of that can change if you are honest in heart to hearts, which take place on this day. VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd)Try not to get jealous of the time that a loved one is spending away from you. You're about to find out that what they have been doing was for both of your benefits. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd)I love the confidence which you are showing but just make sure that it does not turn into arrogance today. Know how far you should go when pushing professional matters too, you're on the edge. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd)Leaving things to the last minute with your work this week cannot be an option. Preparation and organization is the key to your success. Phone calls and texts you make today start the ball rolling. SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st)Don't say things you don't mean just to keep a close one happy. They will count on your words more than you think. The truth may hurt but it won't cast you a liar. CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th)You're being told what to do and you are doing it. Is this a good thing? It depends on if you're comfortable with what is being asked of you and aspects indicate you may not be. AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th)Trips you are asked to make in the future may not come to fruition, so be careful about handing your money over. Get the proof before you start investing into what could just be someone's fantasy. PISCES (February 20th-March 20th)Playing games with your love life is making it impossible for the person concerned to know what they should do. Tell it like it is and then let's see if this really is a match made in heaven. <a> Aries </a>(March 21 - April 19) Today you will make the bold move from fidgeting to twiddling. Just please be careful. <a> Taurus </a>(April 20 - May 20) People will tease you about wearing your golf shoes indoors. Don't you mind them, though -- they're undoubtedly just jealous. <a> Gemini </a>(May 21 - June 20) Good day to put strange labels on your binders and file cabinets, such as launch codes , who's been naughty , or Snerge. This will be quite effective in distracting visitors, so they will often forget what ever they were preparing to bother you about. <a> Cancer </a>(June 21 - July 22) This week you will discover the first of the Three Big Secrets Of Success: It's really hard to fail, if you have no purpose. <a> Leo </a>(July 23 - August 22) In a savage reaction against what you view as New Age Wooly-Mindedness, you will write a best-selling book titled I'm Ok, You're A Twerp. Later, people will often regard you as having defined the current decade. <a> Virgo </a>(August 23 - September 22) Due to forces beyond comprehension, you will begin talking with a Texas accent. Eventually, you'll come out with audio tapes to teach this to others, which you will call Bubba-Bonics . <a> Libra </a>(September 23 - October 22) You will contemplate nothingness today, but somethingness will keep intruding upon your thoughts. <a> Scorpio </a>(October 23 - November 21) You will discover that your manager was frequently taunted with a rubber chicken during his formative years. This will go a long ways towards explaining some of the things you'd been wondering about. <a> Sagittarius </a>(November 22 - December 21) Despite protests from a variety of organizations, you will organize a charity event called a squid fling . Due in part to excellent media coverage, you will be quite successful. Mostly, though, you will succeed because nearly everyone has a secret desire to fling a squid. <a> Capricorn </a>(December 22 - January 20) A coworker is going to steal one of your best ideas and claim it as his own. That's about what you should expect, though, from a cow orker . <a> Aquarius </a>(January 21 - February 18) This week, you are the bug and everyone else is the really huge shoe. Your objective: don't be noticed. <a> Pisces </a>(February 19 - March 20) This may be a good time to take up squid farming. If you can figure out what kind of hat to wear, that is.  
 
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1/08/2011.....Enjoy..... Claire's daily horoscopes for Saturday 8th January   ARIES (March 21st-April 20th)An experience you have recently been through has affected you more than you are admitting. Talking to a close one about how you feel can half your problem, so maybe take the first step today? TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st)Try not to let down that family member, they are counting on you more than you could imagine and their gratitude is sure to be reward enough. Saturn brings mystery and intrigue, as tonight soon shows. GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st)Fun is on offer as emergencies in the workplace allow you to see a softer side of a face you once feared.  Don't argue over money, your side of events is weak to say the least. CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)Your need to find out just what is really being said about you could well see you making up with someone you swore you would not talk to again, let alone be friends with.  LEO (July 24th-August 23rd)Make sure that you have all of the numbers you may need to call backed up as communication is not all it should be and you don't want to miss out on the appealing plans you had. VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd)You are not going to get the full story on anything that took place recently until next week, so try to save your energy or you will only end up pulling your hair out. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd)A close one has taken a lot of courage to make the changes you've seen these past few weeks and it is only by you sticking by their side that you'll see the very dramatic finale. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd)You may not understand the actions that a family member is making over the coming days. In fact you may never understand them but you have at least got to be amused and educated. SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st)So, you find out someone's said something about you behind your back. Do you get mad, hunt them down or tell them what you think about them. No Sagittarius, because that would indicate you half believe them. CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th)It would seem that someone from your past is not yet ready to let go of you. With this in mind be careful that you are not absentmindedly leading someone on recently please. AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th)Phone calls you make today link to shortcuts in a business deal that's sure to prove lucrative and fun. You can be sure that you will be hearing some very pleasing news from your close ones too. PISCES (February 20th-March 20th)What loved ones do is not meant to hurt you; it is simply the next, most natural step they feel they can take in life and is sure to be to your benefit in the long run. <a> Aries </a>(March 21 - April 19) You will discover that you can see people's auras today, if you squint. That should be done in moderation, however, as many people object to being squinted at. <a> Taurus </a>(April 20 - May 20) You will wrestle with your conscience today, but will be disqualified for using an illegal hold. <a> Gemini </a>(May 21 - June 20) It was a simple mistake, which anyone could have made. What's more, now you know better. I think, though, that the expression is too widespread for you to actually get it changed to never look a gift horse in either end. <a> Cancer </a>(June 21 - July 22) You're fussing with your hair too much. Perhaps you should temporarily cut back on shampoo. Or at least demand real poo. <a> Leo </a>(July 23 - August 22) You will make several somewhat inadvisable impulse purchases today. Fortunately, you will be able to return all of them, except for the Hormel 100 Years Of SPAM! decorative wall clock. <a> Virgo </a>(August 23 - September 22) Today one or more close relations will pout. You will stoically endure this, and will steadfastly refuse to relinquish control of the remote control. <a> Libra </a>(September 23 - October 22) Another one of those excruciatingly boring meetings today. Try to liven things up by summoning one of the people back from the dead. <a> Scorpio </a>(October 23 - November 21) Another day of social convention defiance, today. You'll refuse to wear clothes in the normal fashion (if at all), and you'll begin all your business correspondence: My Darling Snookums: . <a> Sagittarius </a>(November 22 - December 21) In one of those amusing misunderstandings that often happen due to bad phone connections, you will show up to go on a hike with something unexpected. If you stop and think about it, you'll realise that it isn't that likely someone would say It may be cold, so be sure to bring a goat. <a> Capricorn </a>(December 22 - January 20) This week will find you explaining gender roles to the clueless. For example, men MUST continue to channel surf on the TV, no matter how interesting the show is that they stumble onto. Women must watch what shows up on the channel they're watching, no matter how boring it is. It's just how these things are done. Women commit and regret it. Men don't commit and regret it. It's in our genes. Some kind of adenine/guanine/trampoline chemical thingie. <a> Aquarius </a>(January 21 - February 18) You'll become part of the Formal Attire Resurgence movement. Be wary of the Casualist Party though - there's someone out there just dying to spit on your spats. <a> Pisces </a>(February 19 - March 20) Remember - every cloud has a silver lining, and every problem is an opportunity in disguise. So next time you see a problem, just imagine it without the fake nose and glasses.  
 
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01/09/11.............Enjoy Claire's daily horoscopes for Sunday 9th January   ARIES (March 21st-April 20th)Flirtations with an ex surprise close ones and shock you. Think before you act though please or you could end up going back to something, which was not and could not make you happy. Ring now to hear why it will pay to follow your instincts. TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st)Old habits make for a fun week but just make sure they don't interfere with your work. The stars also ensure you don't miss out on a great phone call from a much valued close one. GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st)Step back and look at the new faces that have become a part of your life. Aspects indicate that unions could prove life changing, but whether it is lust or love still remains to be seen. CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)Children and younger faces in general talk sense this week. They seem to be able to see life without the limitations, which you have been subject to. An open mind broadens your options in life. LEO (July 24th-August 23rd)As you start to lay down your plans, you find that you don't have the control you've been used to previously. Communication is the key to getting the support you need, ensure you use it.VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd)You seem to be thinking more about the past than you are the future recently. You're trying to make sense of all that occurred so you can work out your best next step for the future. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd)Legal links can actually be lucky for you at this time, but make sure you have all the facts you'll need and not just some of them. New flirtations turn serious from today onwards. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd)You know you're happier since you made that life change. Just because a close one is not as happy, cannot really be your problem or your fault. Distancing yourself from them appears to be a good option. SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st)Unexpected phone calls and correspondence are predicted and should bring a really exciting new offer your way. Dig out your passport, as the stars suggest you'll need it much sooner than you dared think. CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th)Don't believe all that you hear about new faces. Make up your own mind in your own time. Aspects indicate this could be the beginning of a compatible friendship. Jealousy is behind rumours. AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th)This is a really exciting time for you. Things you'd previously been ready to give up on, now actually stand a chance of happening. You're working out what and who is important to you at last. PISCES (February 20th-March 20th)Venus is playing games with your emotions. Resist the temptation to call people who are no longer a part of your day-to-day routine. You may end up regretting it if you do.     <a> Aries </a>(March 21 - April 19) Job interview today, eh? Good show! Eat a bunch of oreos just before, and smile a lot. They'll spend their time staring at your teeth, that way. (Not at your resume.) <a> Taurus </a>(April 20 - May 20) Today an ecologically-minded organic foods co-op will move into your home, while you're away. You'll be smelling whole-wheat fig bars for months, even if you succeed in extricating them. (Which is unlikely, in today's political climate. They need somewhere to hide. Have a heart.) <a> Gemini </a>(May 21 - June 20) Today will mark the first time you've ever actually wrestled a largish reptile. Although an unexpected experience, you will find it strangely stimulating, and may decide to pursue it as a career. <a> Cancer </a>(June 21 - July 22) Today you will be struck by the notion that Life is like one of those little cars that the Shriners get to drive. You have a mind of great depth and profundity. <a> Leo </a>(July 23 - August 22) Don't go out today, without a spatula. I can't say more. <a> Virgo </a>(August 23 - September 22) Today you will receive a gift horse. Unfortunately, it will have a really horrendous case of gingivitis. <a> Libra </a>(September 23 - October 22) You will have a rather unfortunate episode involving turnips, today. Later, however, you'll be able to write a killer song about it. <a> Scorpio </a>(October 23 - November 21) It's ok to whistle while you work. Your co-workers will draw the line at yodelling while you work, however. They're probably just jealous. <a> Sagittarius </a>(November 22 - December 21) Your slogan for the week should be Carpe Dium , or Sieze the Day!. Once you sieze it, give it a good shake, just to prove you mean business. <a> Capricorn </a>(December 22 - January 20) Through a casual remark in an elevator, you will realise that both you and your fellow passenger have seen John Cleese's informational film called How To Irritate People. By the time you reach the 10th floor, you will both be severely vexed with one another. <a> Aquarius </a>(January 21 - February 18) You will be conducting naval maneuvers in the bathtub today, when you will have an unfortunate accident involving your toy submarine. The visit to the emergency room will be most embarrasing. <a> Pisces </a>(February 19 - March 20) You will declare war on ham, today. Possibly on all pork, not just ham. Why? Nobody will know.  
 
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CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)Children and younger faces in general talk sense this week. Does that mean I will be able to understand Michael finally instead of sifting thru his baby talk? lol Just kidding. My grandson is very advanced for a 3.5 yr old. He teaches me a new word or two from time to time. lol
 
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Claire's daily horoscopes for Monday 10th January   ARIES (March 21st-April 20th)You don't seem to be able to get time alone with a loved one lately but tonight offers you the chance for one on one time, if you are quick enough to grasp this opportune moment. TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st)Loose ends which you have left must be tied up sooner rather than later, so you can be free to concentrate on organising your personal life and getting the people you want to spend your time with. GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st)An ex boosts your ego by revealing how they really felt. Don't go down this slippery path. If they were right first time round, then a sign such as you would not have let them go. CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)The Moon offers you clear vision so look straight on at events before you.  Pursue dreams and plans now. Watch out for mistakes in cash though when your reputation may well be on the line. LEO (July 24th-August 23rd)You may think it's alright to dissect the life of friends but they may have something to say about it, especially with the kind of characters you're telling. Concentrating on your own life today brings romance. VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd)You don't seem to have the energy to argue with a loved one, but if you don't stand up for yourself you could end up agreeing by your silence to a change that you don't want. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd)When you love, you love completely. You'd do anything for those close to you. So to feel let down in this manner is somewhat of a shock. Revelations made after 4pm give you back your faith. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd)Make sure you don't tell others secrets today. Remember what they say about people in glass house. You're going to need support yourself when you hear how wonderfully dramatic a change is approaching. SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st)Holidays and time off are on your mind. Close ones may not feel the same, but use your powers of persuasion after and not before 6pm and you'll be able to get anything you want. CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th)Getting your own way seems to be somewhat of a problem right now. What you need to know though is that close ones need and appreciate your help. Discussions tonight confirm this very fact too. AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th)Taking gambles in love seems very appealing at the moment, but make sure you understand the full effect that your actions may have on those around. You're wearing blinkers, and they need to come off. PISCES (February 20th-March 20th)You must make a plan for yourself, so your energies lay only with your priorities, or you could end up ruining the hard work that February saw you do.  Aries help you focus for success. <a> Aries </a>(March 21 - April 19) You will be accosted today by several of those people who think only of themselves, and who believe that sharing is something that little kids have to do. Despite this, I recommend against turning them over your knee and spanking them -- unless you think you can get away with it. <a> Taurus </a>(April 20 - May 20) Although you will attempt to thwart your obsession (tying things up with twine) by avoiding twine for the entire day today, it will continue to plague your thoughts. In other words, you will not knot for naught. <a> Gemini </a>(May 21 - June 20) To your vast embarrassment, you will be unable to describe the differences between halibut, sole, and flounder. It's easy to remember, though -- they are (in order) big , small , and clumsy. <a> Cancer </a>(June 21 - July 22) Good day to mumble. <a> Leo </a>(July 23 - August 22) You may be drinking a little bit too much coffee lately. That could explain why everyone else is moving so slowly, or why they say What was THAT!? in a verrrrry slow, deep voice, every time you walk by. <a> Virgo </a>(August 23 - September 22) Good day to begin writing that book you've been planning -- Growing Radishes Indoors . It's an idea whose time has come. <a> Libra </a>(September 23 - October 22) Today you'll try the old goat in a box trick, on your new boss. It'll backfire, though, and you'll be the one with the clown shoes. <a> Scorpio </a>(October 23 - November 21) If you aren't careful, you may accidentally insult someone by a poor choice of words, and hurt their feelings. In particular, the expression hideously deformed may not be as neutral as you believe. <a> Sagittarius </a>(November 22 - December 21) At the same moment you read this, someone will be thinking about you and smiling. In a moment, they'll be laughing outright. <a> Capricorn </a>(December 22 - January 20) You will be traumatized by an episode with a stapler, today. You will be unable to even look at a stapler for several weeks, without trembling. <a> Aquarius </a>(January 21 - February 18) You've been finding that the best-laid plans of mice and men often go astray. Or is that awry? Awiggly? It's something along those lines. Anyway, the thing to do is to fire your mice. <a> Pisces </a>(February 19 - March 20) You will become fascinated by the unlikely use of the same word to mean very different things. For example, what is the link between seasons as changes in the weather and seasons as in what you do to food? Or for that matter, why are Fall and Spring named for action verbs, and not Summer and Winter? Shouldn't those be called something like Wiggle and Shiver?  
 
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Claire's daily horoscopes for Tuesday 11th January   ARIES (March 21st-April 20th)You may have had the feeling as if you could not get your work done in the way you'd like recently. That's true, but the upside to this is how vividly your efforts have been noted. TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st)The planets do all they can to aid you in your work and personal life and you should find it easy to have a good time. Be careful of acting on what is purely a physical attraction. GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st)Money worries seem to be at the root of your problems. Deal with the real issue and not the excuses you are hiding behind. New money options lie in you tapping into old skill. CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)Decisions, decisions, decisions! What will you do Cancer? Not even you know, but phone calls you make and receive on this day will give you a clear indication of what should be done. LEO (July 24th-August 23rd)You don't understand exactly what a close one wants from you. Maybe if you spent a little more time listening instead of talking you would discover that they could actually help and not hinder your life. VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd)You may want to watch what you say to Leos about money or you could end up going into the red for the sake of pride! Romance links to a last minute trip you make. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd)Don't feel guilty about a misunderstanding in love. The other person is not as naïve as you may think!  Laying your cards on the table can bring peace talks and harmony. Make the first move. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd)There are a lot of pressures mounting and it is not until the end of this month you'll start to see things take a change for the better. Use this time to prepare yourself mentally. SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st)Caution, you are going to be very tempted to do sloppy work today and any mistakes will be noticed. If you don't feel up to doing a job then leave it for another time. CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th)Come clean and move on from this needless dilemma affecting your life. You know you're stronger than the situation you're facing and it's about time you stood up to this fact instead of hiding from it. AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th)Money is set to be spent on entertaining, as you're out to impress. Make sure you let your personality and not your credit card do the talking. It's the real you that can win people over. PISCES (February 20th-March 20th)A new talent you've taken on board can help you open up a whole new world of financial opportunities to you. Just make sure you don't forget to honour that monetary arrangement you made last week. <a> Aries </a>(March 21 - April 19) Thrombosis. Beware. Also, your best friend will rush up and indicate by nonverbal means that Timmy is trapped under a log again. <a> Taurus </a>(April 20 - May 20) Today you'll become incensed at the thought that you missed out on all the fun during the 60's and 70's, and will change your name to Sunflower in protest. <a> Gemini </a>(May 21 - June 20) You are being stalked by an invisible mutant from Planet 7. Or at least, you'll find that this makes an excellent excuse for not doing those outside chores today. <a> Cancer </a>(June 21 - July 22) You will write some office email soon that positively sparkles with comic irony. You'll be asked to knock it off. <a> Leo </a>(July 23 - August 22) Today will be especially trying, and if you're not careful, you could end up in a pretty grumpy frame of mind. Take precautions! Wear your E.T. underwear. <a> Virgo </a>(August 23 - September 22) Good day to get into the groove. Be groovy. Try saying that out loud. Go on... groovy groovy groovy! Oh yeah! Tomorrow: being hep-cat-daddy-o. <a> Libra </a>(September 23 - October 22) This is an excellent day to dare. Dare to eat a peach. Dare to wear your trousers rolled, and walk along the beach. Dare to be different. That sort of thing. <a> Scorpio </a>(October 23 - November 21) In one of those amusing mix-ups that happen so frequently in modern life, a friend of yours will have mistaken your reference to her suit and thought you said hirsute . Still, this may prove a little awkward. <a> Sagittarius </a>(November 22 - December 21) Today you will put your foot down, regarding your turn at dinner preparation versus dining out. In other words, if you aren't broke, don't fix it. <a> Capricorn </a>(December 22 - January 20) Good time to invest in stock. (The canned kind, not the dry kind.) <a> Aquarius </a>(January 21 - February 18) Twelve freshly cut rods (made from ash) will be found in a peculiar pattern on the lawn. Two large black crows will watch you solemnly from the top of a parked VW Microbus. The weather will turn colder, and the air, although clear, will seem grey. Don't worry, though, it's probably nothing. <a> Pisces </a>(February 19 - March 20) Bad day to call someone a whiney gen-x cybercowboy . Tomorrow's better, for that one.  
 
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01/12/11....Enjoy.... Claire's daily horoscopes for Wednesday 12th January   ARIES (March 21st-April 20th)A more flirtatious side to your nature is emerging which could well see you crossing the line with other peoples partners. Careful, make sure you know how far is too far to go. TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st)You're looking and should be feeling so much better now. You finally understand what needs to be done to gain the independence, which is required for your plans in life.  Romance beckons via texts. GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st)Dreams hold the answers you've been seeking to make those all-important life changes. You may have to upset a family member to get what you want, but time will bring them round in the end. CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)The planets are making many of the signs disagreeable. You'd be best not to rise to any bait laid before you. Standing tall today gives you the confidence to take your career to the next level. LEO (July 24th-August 23rd)Important correspondence you receive makes it possible for you to put what has been a major worry to the back of your mind. You're on a more even keel and your family's reaction to you, confirms this. VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd)What you want can be yours if only you wouldn't set yourself impossible time limits. There's enough to keep you occupied for a month.  Make sure you don't take on what you know you don't need. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd)Don't push situations which are clearly not ready to be toyed with.  The reason you're in a hurry is you're frightened it will go away. You're wrong; it's here to stay if you want it to. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd)Sure, you can do what you want when you want. Don't things feel so much better when you have support though Scorpio? Telling the whole story regarding your dreams today offers such team play. SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st)Your plans require more groundwork if they are to pan out as you had hoped. Close ones want to help you; all that's needed is for you to tell them everything instead of half the story. CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th)Experience is the teacher of fools. You've come through a lot and it's time to give yourself a break before you undo all that you have managed to achieve. Rewards come from Venus after 5pm. AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th)If you know in your heart you're not going to give in to the changes a close one wants, now is your time to tell them so before they put money and reputation on the line. PISCES (February 20th-March 20th)Set the pace and the standard if you want others to follow.  For a sign that's usually so helpful, you've been very difficult of late as I think you well know. Phone calls can lead to reconciliations.     <a> Aries </a>(March 21 - April 19) A friend will ask you for help, but you should turn them down, silently, with a sad little shake of your head. When they ask what's wrong, sigh deeply, and mutter nothing, it's nothing. <a> Taurus </a>(April 20 - May 20) Today you will find the word impecunious popping unbidden into your mind, at regular intervals. Eventually, you'll go look it up in the dictionary. <a> Gemini </a>(May 21 - June 20) You will unearth a small stone figurine, while digging in a garden. If you set it on your television and put a small bowl of fruit in front of it, those unsightly warts should clear up in a week or two. <a> Cancer </a>(June 21 - July 22) Good day to invent an anti-gravity device. Or at least, to tell everyone that's what you're doing. <a> Leo </a>(July 23 - August 22) If you love someone, let them go. If you hate someone, grab 'em and hang on like a dog with a stick. Snarl a bit, too -- that's always fairly effective. <a> Virgo </a>(August 23 - September 22) You know that how you dress will invevitably send a message to those around you. In this case, your message is Help! Help! <a> Libra </a>(September 23 - October 22) You'll become best pals with a large invisible rabbit, today. Well, actually he's a puka , which is a type of Celtic spirit, but he'll look like a large invisible rabbit. <a> Scorpio </a>(October 23 - November 21) In a daring intellectual coup, you will translate a collection of Zen koans from Chinese directly into Jive, in an attempt to combine the best elements of philosophical thought and emotion. You will title the collection Yo Mama By The River . <a> Sagittarius </a>(November 22 - December 21) This is not a good day to start a new romance. Particularly not a new romance based on a personals classified ad in the back of Mad magazine. <a> Capricorn </a>(December 22 - January 20) Someone will give you a card, today. It'll be nice. <a> Aquarius </a>(January 21 - February 18) Your car is possessed again, so you should swing by the exorcist on the way to work. I always hate it when mine is repossessed... <a> Pisces </a>(February 19 - March 20) Today you will deliberately annoy people by standing too close to them when waiting in line. Tomorrow: standing just slightly too far away.  
 
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Claire's daily horoscopes for Thursday 13th January   ARIES (March 21st-April 20th)This may well be a day when you have to choose between family and friends. They say that blood is thicker than water but mixed emotions show you're not sure. Sleep on it, answers come tomorrow. TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st)Something new is starting in your life and it is imperative that you work on creating a good and lasting base. Time spent with a Pisces can fill in many missing blanks about last weeks dramas. GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st)New work projects beckon for you and you begin to get ideas which you had previously not considered an option. An invitation from a face from your past is set to make your week. CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)Do not offer money that you don't have to those you want to impress. You will only regret it and feel the fool when you have to retract your proposal later. Truths earn you far more fans. LEO (July 24th-August 23rd)Correspondence that you received last month should now start to take effect and much to your advantage too.  Enjoying time with faces from the professional world will open up a new social scene for you. VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd)At long last you start to feel your body and your mind improve. In fact the stars are now behind you to ensure that you feel your best. You're about to make up for that lost time. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd)You have made an enemy of someone that you will have to admit you actually quite liked in the beginning. Find the confidence then try to sort out this dispute today, common ground can be found. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd)The events about to occur will require you to have all of the friends and support you can muster, as I'm sure you are beginning to realise. Start making those all-important contacts now.  SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st)This is a great time to run with the ideas which you had at the beginning of the year, but were unable to put into action. Conversations with Geminis shed light on a family matter. CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th)Cash outlays link to the home and you may well have to pay out some of your money for something which you will not see but is sure to save you fortunes in the long term.AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th)You begin this day on a high, as you should at long last know that your feelings towards a certain person are reciprocated. Indeed you should now be able to lay firm plans for the future. PISCES (February 20th-March 20th)Watch what you say to Aries who are going to be taking your words more literally than you may first think. You have the power to make or break people's confidence this week, so act responsibly. <a> Aries </a>(March 21 - April 19) Today you'll develop a rare mental disorder, causing you to mix metaphors. But don't you worry -- you can't make an omlette without a silver lining, and in this case, you'll discover that everyone will confuse mixed metaphors with management potential. BIG promotion in store. <a> Taurus </a>(April 20 - May 20) Your relatives may try to have you committed, today. Luckily, through a series of amusing misadventures, they will fail. You and your large invisible friend will simply shrug it off, of course, since it's not in your disposition to hold a grudge. <a> Gemini </a>(May 21 - June 20) Beware of strangers bearing Cheez Whiz. <a> Cancer </a>(June 21 - July 22) You are about to scare several people out of their socks! It will turn out that they have very ugly feet. <a> Leo </a>(July 23 - August 22) As a joke, you will put a remote controlled monster under someone's bed. That will be really funny, although perhaps not quite as funny as when they put a real monster under yours. <a> Virgo </a>(August 23 - September 22) An eldritch fiend will hover at the edge of your sight, tonight, as you look out your window. Not a particularly good day for a midnight stroll. <a> Libra </a>(September 23 - October 22) Someone named Bob is plotting to whap you with a calla lily. If you carry long-stemmed carnations around with you today, you will be able to retaliate swiftly and effectively. <a> Scorpio </a>(October 23 - November 21) Someone nearby will read something out loud to you soon, which you might consider fairly obvious - such as Blows to the head are a common cause of brain damage . The best reply to this is Huh? <a> Sagittarius </a>(November 22 - December 21) People will tease you about wearing your golf shoes indoors. Don't you mind them, though -- they're undoubtedly just jealous. <a> Capricorn </a>(December 22 - January 20) You will spend another full day attempting to shuffle a deck of cards with your toes. Fortunately, nobody will find out. <a> Aquarius </a>(January 21 - February 18) You will soon learn to fear and loath the word diaper . Don't know why. <a> Pisces </a>(February 19 - March 20) You'll find a penny when you are out for a walk. Surprisingly, it will be the key to a wonderful change in your life. The trick is just to figure out what you can do with a penny, these days.  
 
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New zodiac sign dates -- and Ophiuchus? Jason Tuohey, Globe Staff / Jan 13, 2011 The stars are not aligned, apparently. Thanks to the moon's gravitational pull, zodiac symbols -- the age-old constellations that correspond to a person's birthday -- are off by about a month.The Minnesota Star-Tribune explains:The ancient Babylonians based zodiac signs on the constellation the sun was in on the day a person was born. During the ensuing millenniums, the moon's gravitational pull has made the Earth wobble around its axis, creating about a one-month bump in the stars' alignment.The news may come as a shock for people who subscribe to astrology, or even those who casually check their horoscopes each morning, as they've likely been monitoring the wrong zodiac sign all this time.Here are the corresponding changes, according to The Washington Post:Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11Pisces: March 11-April 18Aries: April 18-May 13Taurus: May 13-June 21Gemini: June 21-July 20Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23Scorpio: Nov. 23-Dec. 17Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20As if this weren't confusing enough, there's talk about adding a 13th sign to the mix -- Ophiuchus, which would span Nov. 29 - Dec. 17, leaving poor Scorpio with only a tiny, six-day window (Nov. 23 - Nov. 29).
 
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BUT... I'm thinking this new Signs thing would only apply if you are born after 2009. The planets were aligned back when most of us here in the forum were born. They have changed by 2010.= New babies, new signs.
 

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Thank you poet for posting this new development in the world of Horoscopes.  I've been a taurus my whole life, and luckily I still am, but made it only by a single day. Whewww.                                                                                           Pam
 
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Claire's daily horoscopes for Friday 14th January   ARIES (March 21st-April 20th)You've had a strange sense of humour of late but you're finding it hard for others to appreciate the joke. Romance saves the day though as a long awaited trip finally shows signs of coming around. TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st)The home comes to the fore and will be demanding not only your time but also your cash. Don't try to cut corners though or you will only be creating more expense for yourself later. GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st)A forgetful mood may see you letting down a friend later tonight so try to double check arrangements. If you know you have priorities elsewhere which you would drop all else for, then tell them. CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)Your love life proves interesting as you finally get the winning hand over someone you thought you would never win over to your way of thinking. A welcome money surprise comes your way after 3pm. LEO (July 24th-August 23rd)There is a really favourable start to your day. You should find that you can now start to find some common ground with a face you once thought might become a major problem to your career. VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd)Mercury is going to be responsible for you making some great new business contacts. You may have to take a cut financially in order to prove how serious you are to a new face. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd)You should be doing a lot of entertaining and faces you have not seen in months are set to put you in a great frame of mind. They have good news, which will directly affect you. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd)It's a time to start to look to a new career, but before you make your mind up why not look at some new and fresh options, you have the energy but you just need the motivation. SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st)Don't let friends talk you into anything different from what you know you want to do.  Love matches can be found throughout the coming week. All you have to do is follow your heart. CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th)You finally have the right people around you to take full advantage of your abilities.  Just make sure you are getting the best monetary deal though.  Research can make all the difference today my friend. AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th)You are likely to find yourself exhausted after the last few days the majority of your sign will have had.  Meetings today should give you the go ahead in a venture you have been working towards. PISCES (February 20th-March 20th)You're jealous of the time that a certain person is spending with a loved one. No one wants to stay in the company of a nag. Make yourself a character they want to spend time with. <a> Aries </a>(March 21 - April 19) Your plans for a do-it-yourself replica medieval catapult will arrive today! Soon, your neighbors will become nervous (but you can explain that their fears are groundless -- you couldn't possibly hit anything that close with it). <a> Taurus </a>(April 20 - May 20) Today is the day you will discover your larger cosmic destiny! A television infomercial and an 800 number are somehow involved. <a> Gemini </a>(May 21 - June 20) Today you will ignore the warning label on the mouthwash bottle, and will attempt to yodel while gargling. That will be a mistake. <a> Cancer </a>(June 21 - July 22) A dirigible will hover nearby today, and you will have the uneasy feeling that you are being watched. You are, but so what? <a> Leo </a>(July 23 - August 22) The world will be dim and grey, and cold. Carrion crows will caw at you from the edges of the world, and deep cold water will rush by in rivers without names. Ahead, on the peak of a mountain, is a glimmering golden light. Either that, or you'll get gum stuck to your shoe. (Sometimes these things are hard to read.) <a> Virgo </a>(August 23 - September 22) You will discover, today, that you can whistle and hum at the same time. This will entertain you for hours . <a> Libra </a>(September 23 - October 22) You will read an oeuvre in a new genre. Actually, it will be an X-Men(tm) comic book, but you've never been one of those stuffy people who are unwilling to try new things. <a> Scorpio </a>(October 23 - November 21) You will believe a completely ridiculous hoax about a computer virus today, and everyone will tease you mercilessly. <a> Sagittarius </a>(November 22 - December 21) You will get a new job, soon, in which your most important activity will be to periodically jiggle a little thingie . While it will pay well, this will prove to be somewhat awkward to explain at parties. Eventually you will hit on the ploy of saying you sell insurance... <a> Capricorn </a>(December 22 - January 20) You will accidentally throw your back out. Not only will that really hurt, but the trash guys will get really surly when you ask for it back. <a> Aquarius </a>(January 21 - February 18) You need to be a bit more brusque, to cut down on your interruptions. Stay just this side of gruff, however - and make sure you don't stray into crustyness. <a> Pisces </a>(February 19 - March 20) You've been thinking about stealing, to support your phonics habit. It's time for you to seek professional help.  
 
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