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Geography of a Woman and a Man

Discussion in 'JOKES' started by nikkidog, Jan 18, 2013.

  1. nikkidog

    nikkidog WELL KNOWN MEMBER

    <blockquote style="padding-left:0px;margin-left:0px;"> <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> Geography of a woman and a man phy Of A Woman Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MANBetween 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.THE END. [/QUOTE]   -- Edited by Mben on Friday 18th of January 2013 12:28:34 PM
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  2. Mben

    Mben No Deposit Forum Administrator Staff Member

    :laughhard: That was hilarious! Thanks nikki! :laughhard:I'm like Great Britian, by the way.
  3. bella271

    bella271 WELL KNOWN MEMBER

  4. omeg

    omeg NEW MEMBER

    Seriously funny............:lol:

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